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Joke Thread

Postby user68858 » Thu Apr 02, 2015 9:59 am

I once started a thread like this on another forum for avpd, so here goes:

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Re: Joke Thread

Postby Auxiliary11 » Thu Apr 02, 2015 3:43 pm

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"you built up a world of magic, because your real life is tragic"
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby user68858 » Thu Apr 02, 2015 5:33 pm

:) Auxiliary11, yeah theres a ban on images over 450 pixels high or wide I think.

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Re: Joke Thread

Postby creative_nothing » Thu Apr 02, 2015 5:50 pm

http://secretschizoid.com/
The best of the site.
*mod edit*


Another two funny.

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http://secretschizoid.com/ wrote:“Guess what,” says the 1st guy, “I met this gorgeous blonde.”
“What did you do?” says the 2nd guy who is a schizoid.
“Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off!”
“You’re kidding me!” says the schizoid.
“Nope.” says the 1st guy. “I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her up and put her on my desk, next to my new laptop.”
“Really?” asked the schizoid. “When did you get a new laptop?”


-- Thu Apr 02, 2015 3:00 pm --

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Re: Joke Thread

Postby creative_nothing » Thu Apr 02, 2015 6:02 pm

Last edited by lilyfairy on Sat Apr 04, 2015 11:00 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby user68858 » Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:55 pm

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Re: Joke Thread

Postby Auxiliary11 » Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:49 pm

self dx. pdd-nos (level 1); covert narcissism w/ avoidant traits; social phobia; inertia.

INFP; dismissive/fearful-avoidant & highly sensitive person

"Life, a sexually transmitted, terminal disease."
"you built up a world of magic, because your real life is tragic"
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby user68858 » Fri Apr 03, 2015 10:29 am

Auxiliary11, you may not have seen, you have to select your image's link and then click on the "Img" button above the textbox when you're making your post. Or click that "Img" button, and then paste your link inbetween the two [IMG] tags. then if under 480 pixels wide/high (I checked) either should work. :)

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Re: Joke Thread

Postby user68858 » Fri Apr 03, 2015 3:18 pm

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Re: Joke Thread

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