Bragging Rights

EmpathySucks wrote:Then you're a good ass Tempo?

That's so gay.

Demon wrote:Yes, you're probably right. I couldn't possibly have AsPD. Only special people like you could have that. God, I feel so much better having got that off my chest.

Don't get too happy missy. You still need to get that breast reduction!

Tempo wrote:

EmpathySucks wrote:Then you're a good ass Tempo?

That's so gay.

Well.. you didn't want to be called bad ass so that's the only option left..

EmpathySucks wrote:quote="EmpathySucks"]Then you're a good ass Tempo?

That's so gay.[/quote]
Well.. you didn't want to be called bad ass so that's the only option left..[/quote]
Just "ass" then?

EmpathySucks wrote:Well.. you didn't want to be called bad ass so that's the only option left..

...

You're such a tool.

-- Sat May 19, 2012 3:06 pm --

Sabratha wrote:Just "ass" then?

Finally someone who gets it!

Sabratha wrote:

EmpathySucks wrote:quote="EmpathySucks"]Then you're a good ass Tempo?

That's so gay.

Well.. you didn't want to be called bad ass so that's the only option left..[/quote]
Just "ass" then? [/quote]
If you say so..
That wink makes me kinda nervous though.

Tempo wrote:
You're such a tool.

So what if I'm a man and I have a penis? That doesn't make me a sex tool!
I feel like a feminist now

EmpathySucks wrote:So what if I'm a man and I have a penis? That doesn't make me a sex tool!
I feel like a feminist now

Tool.

- Have you ever done anything dangerous, exciting and/or amusing that you want to tell us about?

Okay, here goes...

I committed my very first crime when I was seven years old. I stole something off our next door neighbor at the time by climbing onto a metal trashcan and reaching through a kitchen window that she'd left open. I wouldn't say I felt proud of myself for what I'd done. I didn't really feel anything. It was just something I did because I could.

It was around that same age that I tried to encourage my brother to burn himself on a hot iron. My mother had left it sitting on the ironing board while she went to get some more clothes in the next room. I thought it would be funny to see my brother get burnt, but mum caught me trying to encourage him and I got into big trouble over it.

When I was a few years older I tied my mothers cat up. The cat went just about crazy trying to get away. My mother heard the commotion and when she saw what I'd done, she was angry as all hell. I don't remember what she did to me as punishment. In fact, I can't remember any of the times she punished me, but I do know my mother's idea of discipline was more like abuse.

I've whipped my brother with a bamboo stick, kicked him in the balls once and shot him in the leg with an air rifle on another occasion. It was a joke gone wrong, lol. He still has the scar in his leg to this day.

I've abused and killed my own pets in the past. Not all of them, but certainly most.

I took a knife out one night while drunk with the intention of killing someone I once knew. In my drunken state I had forgotten the guy I was planning to kill was serving a 10 year prison sentence.

I was out drinking and partying at a park once with some people I knew. A group of guys came along and one of them stole a bottle of whiskey off me. I demanded it back off him, then smashed it against a pole and put it to his neck. I told him that if I ever saw him again I was going to kill him. Everybody thought I was crazy, but I didn't care. Nobody steals shlt from me and gets away with it.

I've been in more fights and trouble in general than I can count on both hands.

My life has been threatened numerous times by different people (mostly online) and I've looked down the barrel of a gun three times in real life.

My ex tried to kill me. I had to fight back to try and stop him from strangling me. When he did finally stop, I took advantage of that moment and manipulated him into feeling guilt by telling him everything I knew he wanted to hear. He ended up calling the cops on himself.

I've met 8 people off the net, most of whom I've done S&M with. I'm a sexual sadist.

I have an obsession with murder and have been experiencing homicidal urges for over 23 years now.

- Any deep, dark secrets you'd like to get off your chest?

I have a few indeed, but those ones are best left buried.

- Have you ever committed a crime that got you sent to jail/prison or could've got you sent to jail/prison if you had've been caught for it? (If it's safe to share the details, then do so).

Yes. Nine of them. Well, technically more than that. Nine different types of crimes that I've committed more than once.

- What are some of the things you're hoping to achieve in your life before you die?

I have fantasies of bank robbery and mass murder. I may never do those two things, but they're pleasurable to think about at least.

- Who is the biggest badass of the AsPD forum?

Tempo, of course.

Demon wrote:Tempo, of course.

LOL, whatever Demon.

Those are some interesting stories you made up.

Tempo wrote:Yeah, but you see, I don't want to sound like a loser.

Do you realise what a f*cking idiot you come across as?

You keep saying you don't care about stuff, but you've commented more on this thread (and others)than anyone else. You constantly argue about stuff you "don't care about" and I've not seen a single post where you've contributed anything useful or indicated that you appreciated anything - ever.

So why are you here? If it's not for constructive reasons, like most others, and you just sh1t all over everything else then the only logical conclusion is that you're such a sad loser that this is the only thing you have to do with your life.

So, answer the question Tempo: Why are you on this forum? See if you can actually articulate a rational answer.

It's simple jomp. People are here for various reasons.

Demon is here to show how much of a badass woman she is.
Tempo is here to show how much he's not a loser.
I'm here to show.. nevermind. I'm here just 'cause I want to.