Bragging Rights

Xena wrote:Thanx Demon. At least somebody read my post.

It sux that this thread got derailed. I thought your topic idea was interesting. I was hoping for some thought provoking and sincere (if not honest in the way I understand honesty) discussion from other members on this forum. I guess most of the high functioning types have other things to do this weekend

i glanced at your post. how did she get up when you were on top of her? were you on top of her chest or stomach or on her back or what?

I wasn't on top, LBL. Like I said, I wanted her Little Doodz to think she'd whupped me to distract them from any thoughts of stealing my luggage. I had grabbed her by the hair and dropped. We were kind of side-by-side when I smashed her head. I had the advantage bc I know how to fall on concrete without injuring myself. And I had that 30 lbs of luggage to fall on. Dummy had road rash all up her bootyshort clad self, just to add insult. (WTF?!? Fighting in bootyshorts! How stupid can a little girl be?)

I also wanted to know if they had any buddies hiding in the shadows. That crowd of people on their porches was disturbingly large. I know my limit. I could have taken out Cupcake and Little Man no problem. The three of them, probably, but my face might have got a little messed up. A fourth and/or fifth? Nope. But people are inherently lazy. If I look like I'm losing, their buddies will stay back, or come closer to watch. If I look like I'm winning, they'll jump in. A third young guy actually did come around the corner and walk past me with a scowl while they were leaving. I wasn't sure if he knew them, or was just some guy who didn't want to wake up to my squawking.

Another reason I didn't jump on top of her was bc I was trying to avoid her spine. I wanted to make her ugly and bald, not cripple her. Her mommy would have been more likely to call the police if I'd done that. I hadn't even been planning to gouge her eyes until she tried to hit me again after I went easy on her.

We were fighting in the middle of the road, too. (Another WTF moment. The child must have been high to jump on me there.) I guess somewhere in using her head as leverage to drag myself and my stupid luggage back up so I wouldn't get run over, I must have loosened my hold on her.

Yeah Xena, you sure have your bragging rights.

Nah. I said on my May 20, 8:59 post that I'd rather claim bragging rights for my singing talent.

Yeah? Did you ever record yourself singing? Care to share?

I don't have anything recent and easily uploadable with the equipment I have right now. Sounds like fun tho. Gimme 3-4 weeks to budget for it, and to give the mods time to tsk tsk me if audio-only recordings of members' voices aren't allowed.

Private message it to me. There shouldn't be a problem.

No, ES. You've attempted rape and you're constantly creeping on the women in this forum. Anything we say to each other will be said publicly, thank you. We won't be PMing each other.

I'll post my voice clips publicly when I have the money for a mike and the rest. I know this forum is being monitored since Sunday. If we're not allowed to post stuff like that, I'm sure one of the mods would have said something by now.

Xena wrote:I know this forum is being monitored since Sunday.

Monitored by who? You mean the moderators?

Demon wrote:Monitored by who? You mean the moderators?

No, she means the FBI.