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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
by Obsidian » Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:43 am
Yea, Whiskas is rather funny; he's something of a stand up comedian... :P
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
by Xena » Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:45 am
Mine has a name too, but I don't tell anybody but my fukfriends what it is. That would be too personal 
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
by Obsidian » Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:48 am
Darned, I knew I should have gone with the other bad pun.
"Nah, Whiskas isn't very funny; he's a bit stiff at times. :P"
"Nah, Whiskas isn't very funny; he's a bit stiff at times. :P"
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
by Xena » Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:56 am
I caught your pun 
Penises are funnier when they're squishy
Penises are funnier when they're squishy
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
by Obsidian » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:03 am
Xena wrote:I caught your pun
Say that the next time you fall asleep with your finger up your squish mitten. :P
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
by Xena » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:06 am
My squish mitten's kinda funny at times too. You shoulda seen it when I tried to wear it bald
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My lips are...I guess you could call them pouty. I need a bit of fur camouflage so I don't look like I have a tumour or something.
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My lips are...I guess you could call them pouty. I need a bit of fur camouflage so I don't look like I have a tumour or something.
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
by Obsidian » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:11 am
Xena wrote:My squish mitten's kinda funny at times too. You shoulda seen it when I tried to wear it bald
Yea, Whiskas tried that too... He looked a bit too childish for my taste. Now he's rocking a shaved chin and nose, but he prefers short hair instead of being bald. :P
Woah! Too much information, dude!
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
by Xena » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:15 am
Well, you can't exactly call him Whiskas if he's bald
Fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear.
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair.
So fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy
Wuz he?
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Btw, TMI only bothers me if it's gross, or I'm horny. Neither applies right now.
Fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear.
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair.
So fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy
Wuz he?
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Btw, TMI only bothers me if it's gross, or I'm horny. Neither applies right now.
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
by Obsidian » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:19 am
You make a good point.
I'm going to guess that your hoo-ha's name is Angelina!
You know, because of the big lips. :P
I'm going to guess that your hoo-ha's name is Angelina!
You know, because of the big lips. :P
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
by Xena » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:23 am
Nope. I named her when Angie was 14 and still unknown.
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