The Official Off Topic Thread

My feet are wonderful, and they have fur which makes them perfect to cuddle with if you're in a cuddly mood. :­P

Xena wrote:

Haha, that happened to me not too long ago. :­D

Funny how your dirty talk always has that effect on me, Obsi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3_BaagA_qc

Xena wrote:Funny how your dirty talk always has that effect on me, Obsi

Got ya... It makes your pussy ejaculate bodily fluids. :­P

If that's what you want to call it. You make me laugh till I have to pee. But I think I like it.

By the way, did I mention that your advice about bringing the girl(friendzone chick) to social gatherings was awful? :­P

Really? What happened?

-- Mon Apr 22, 2013 2:17 am --

You did talk to her about your pretend girlfriend and you did bring the other girl along, right?

She took advantage of me when I was drunk and my defenses were down! And now she's told me she loves me and thinks we're girlfriend and boyfriend!

I hold you responsible. :­P

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Nah, letting her tag along and treating her like a friend. :­P

Oh, you're messing with me again. I'm glad that worked for you. People with a good sense of humour don't usually get butthurt over wee sexual tingles, as long as you're respectful about cutting the person off before the tingles turn into big crushes.

She sounds like fun. Introduce me if I ever win the lottery and make it up there