The Official Off Topic Thread

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I hate weddings. It is like everyone goes into this pink cloud of romance, and then comes out the other end criticizing what everyone wore, the music choices and how terrible the food was.
At best- two people walk away with a pile of gifts-everyone else voluntarily waisted a day. Insanity.
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lol, so true one.

ihauntyourhouses wrote:there is an opportunity for me to get hired for some work, but i can't stand any of these people so how could that possibly go well.

an opportunity to rip them off for a pile and maybe a big lawsuit settlement?

just thinkin' outside the box.

right now I am circling around the edges of a very deep hole which, if I fall into, I will not come out of until tomorrow...

I have as my lifeline ties to the interweb of people, but should they suddenly abandon me certain death with ensue...

the ties are precarious, their patience is running thin, I am not myself today they say, and quickly lose interest...

I struggle to keep their attention but my strength is nearly sapped, I await for a miracle to carry me through...

nigzen wrote:

ihauntyourhouses wrote:there is an opportunity for me to get hired for some work, but i can't stand any of these people so how could that possibly go well.

an opportunity to rip them off for a pile and maybe a big lawsuit settlement?

just thinkin' outside the box.

i've never done the lawsuit thing but that's an interesting idea.

ihauntyourhouses wrote:i've never done the lawsuit thing but that's an interesting idea.

it's tricky when lawyers get involved if you don't have steely nerves and an eye for weak links, but can be lucrative. When a mentally defective (legal speak) is taken advantage of sexually by a person with authority to hire, fire, or promote it pretty much spells six figures. I'm guessing the 'taken advantage of sexually' part might not be so hard to arrange. Then comes the blackmail, extortion and settlement.

All in a days work, so to speak.

I'm guessing the 'taken advantage of sexually' part might not be so hard to arrange.

ah, no i don't do that. oh wellz

ihauntyourhouses wrote:

I'm guessing the 'taken advantage of sexually' part might not be so hard to arrange.

ah, no i don't do that. oh wellz

that's legal speak for seduce the boss, btw.

nigzen wrote:

ihauntyourhouses wrote:

I'm guessing the 'taken advantage of sexually' part might not be so hard to arrange.

ah, no i don't do that. oh wellz

that's legal speak for seduce the boss, btw.

wow good thing you spelled that out, i'd never have understood what on earth you meant otherwise... psssh