The Official Off Topic Thread

ihauntyourhouses wrote:tempest, there was somebody who thought i was you. nigzen/aphrodited i believe or maybe it was Mr. Omega.

I've seen a few users accused of being me... none of which have been. My alt would have to be the opposite of me... it would have a dog avi.. I mean geez

I have a mouse avatar...

MHM wrote:I have a mouse avatar...

Are you outing yourself as my alt? Well... it was going to come out sooner or later, I mean... who else would yyy internet date?

Finally, now we're allowed to open our advent calenders! :­P
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Mmmmm... more talk about food

I haven't picked up my son's calendar yet. I have to do that tomorrow. I'm not sure if my daughter would still want one. She works in a pastry shop. I love my smoochie snoochie face for all the goodies she brings us, such a nice girl.

Ok, I'll get her one anyway. I'm sure she'll give it away if she doesn't want it.

She would never forgive you if you didn't get her one. :­P

I have one with chocolates and one with Haribo candy. :­)

Yeah, I think you're right. I still get stumped by girl talk sometimes, tho. People accuse me of having a man's brain all the time.

She says "don't get me anything" and "I'm gaining weight" and I don't know what to say bc she looks beautiful to me, like Kirsten Dunst as Spidey's girlfriend, but about a size curvier. I envy her perfect skin.

I hate always having to think about whether our cultural food hangups are more important than feeding the people we love. It's a weird place to be. Less weird than the public breastfeeding debate, I guess. At least nobody's trying to tell me to take her to the bathroom to give her her chocolates

Public breastfeeding is about as okay as if I whipped my penis out in front of a bunch of ladies and took a leak.

Doing what's natural, releasing bodily fluids, while exposing oneself. :­P

Please. I put a blanket over her. And milk is not piss.

By the same token, you shouldn't put your saliva on a fork in public either. Hogwash. Men are allowed to go shirtless in public, and their nipples are usually way nastier than mine. Men's nipples leak stinky sweat, not milk

Xena wrote:Please. I put a blanket over her. And milk is not piss.

By the same token, you shouldn't put your saliva on a fork in public either. Hogwash. Men are allowed to go shirtless in public, and their nipples are usually way nastier than mine. Men's nipples leak stinky sweat, not milk

Okay, so if you were sitting beside this guy on a bus stop...



And he had a baby with him and did his best to breastfeed it, would that be okay? :­P