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Xena, your son will gain eventually. it's pretty normal for boys to be extremely skinny as teenagers.

i was insanely thin until about age 16, and i'm female. there wasn't anything wrong with me, at least not physically, and i was eating fine. i was very athletic so that probably had something to do with it. if he's an athlete and/or very active, he is probably healthy enough and will put on weight naturally as he gets older.

Yes, we alternate between quickie breakfasts and rich breakfasts on schooldays--2 slabs of texas toast smothered in pb&j and/or cereal, oversized muffins somedays, oatmeal other days, always with fruit&milk. We usually have pancakes, sausage, french toast or mcmuffiny things on the weekends. I'll usually give him meat sandwiches on texas toast, or meat&cheese with crackers for lunch, with a protein shake. Sometimes I get up early and make him steak or pork&potatoes with gravy and veggies for his school lunch. He eats a snack when he comes home from school and then a hearty supper with a big hunk of cake or w/e for dessert.

I'm thinking about throwing some eggs and cream in with his protein shakes, to thicken them up a little more, or maybe some protein powder for bodybuilders?

Actually, this is kinda stressing me. My idiot sister is screaming lies in front of our neighbours bc she's not right in the head. She claims she has a facebook page devoted to this nonsense. (I have to check on that soon.) Her most recent lie is something about the boy starving, which is complete&total bs. He eats 4-5x/day, probably over 3000 calories if I were to sit down and do the math.

Xena wrote:Yes, we alternate between quickie breakfasts and rich breakfasts on schooldays--2 slabs of texas toast smothered in pb&j and/or cereal, oversized muffins somedays, oatmeal other days, always with fruit&milk. We usually have pancakes, sausage, french toast or mcmuffiny things on the weekends. I'll usually give him meat sandwiches on texas toast, or meat&cheese with crackers for lunch, with a protein shake. Sometimes I get up early and make him steak or pork&potatoes with gravy and veggies for his school lunch. He eats a snack when he comes home from school and then a hearty supper with a big hunk of cake or w/e for dessert.

I'm thinking about throwing some eggs and cream in with his protein shakes, to thicken them up a little more, or maybe some protein powder for bodybuilders?

Actually, this is kinda stressing me. My idiot sister is screaming lies in front of our neighbours bc she's not right in the head. She claims she has a facebook page devoted to this nonsense. (I have to check on that soon.) Her most recent lie is something about the boy starving, which is complete&total bs. He eats 4-5x/day, probably over 3000 calories if I were to sit down and do the math.

When you said protein shakes I thought you meant protein powder. Definitely get him some good whey protein, maybe add a couple eggs and a tbsp of honey. You might want to get him some meal replacement shakes, MetRX or maybe Myoplex (get the powder not the pre-made stuff). That way you can add extra meals without much problem. Most meal replacement shakes are pretty tasty so he shouldn't object.

Punch your sister in the neck, let her make a facebook page about that.

I beat her down in self defense last month already. She likes to pick fights bc it gives her more to cry about. I have to be careful about using reasonable force bc she's threatening me with cops, and I'm not taking the bait if you know what I'm sayin.

I'm trying to save my pennies so I can scrape together the equipment to film the bitch in one of her histrionic meltdowns, just to cover my ass. Or to make her the next Youtube Tard On Parade, if she really tries to fuk with me.

I give my boy the premade shakes they give AIDS and cancer patients in the hospital. I don't know if you have them in the States. They're called Ensure Plus, and they're fortified with extra vitamins too. I'll look up the brand names you gave and see if they sell them up here. Thanx.

there has to be something like... 3-5 chinese takeout's for every church here. gotta love it! bout to go get some more chinese right now. mmmmmmmm.

Xena wrote:I'm trying to save my pennies so I can scrape together the equipment to film the bitch in one of her histrionic meltdowns, just to cover my ass. Or to make her the next Youtube Tard On Parade, if she really tries to fuk with me.

an excellent idea. i think your sister and my third-oldest sister would get along awesome. we should have them get together and then film it, because this would be the most stupid youtube video in history.

Did you know both his parents are black, but he's WHITE?! :O :O :O

He's actually girl masquerading as a guy to pick up gay men on the internet.

MrOmega wrote:He's actually girl masquerading as a guy to pick up gay men on the internet.

I was talking to him on Skype, he say's he's a master manipulator with very severe AsPD. Would you agree?

horizon987 wrote:

MrOmega wrote:He's actually girl masquerading as a guy to pick up gay men on the internet.

I was talking to him on Skype, he say's he's a master manipulator with very severe AsPD. Would you agree?

I have never met him... So do you think he's hot?

I mean if he says who he says he is, he's a good looking kid, but he's probably not an ASPD, more like a narcissist or an all around good guy.

No I'm not into him, I'm just trying to boost his ego...