The Official Off Topic Thread

Crystal is having a bad time.

Sure you are

I was just giving OP ideas!

Masturbation can be amazing if you heat yourself up slowly.
Eating.
Blogging.
Listening to music.
Looking up whatever comes to my mind on the internet.
Being glad that I prefer Google over Bing.
Video games when I get the chance.

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY. BEST CARD GAME EVER.

There's a channel on Optimum cable that you can play games on. Tetris, chess, pool, sudoku, and plenty of things that rock. Watch a cat punch a bear in the face while you spell a big word. Trust me, it's a unique experience.

Go to a library. Look around at everyone while you sit there quietly and think: "I don't need to be here. Tee hee. I'm intruding your space, muthaphuckas, and you don't even know! Watchin' you." You might make yourself laugh a few times.

Find an easy place to steal from and take yourself something small. Or buy a lot of sh!t if you got it like that.

Go to a pet store. Die from cute.

OF COURSE get drunk and high.

Google people you use to know, or a username, and analyze that person.

Did I mention food?

I sent this to Xena today Regina

http://i62.tinypic.com/ayar6q.jpg

^That is f*cking epic.

I just poked an unresponsive overdosed heroin addict to see if he was alive. The answer was barely so I called the cops. Pretty funny nonetheless.

Obsidian wrote:I just poked an unresponsive overdosed heroin addict to see if he was alive. The answer was barely so I called the cops. Pretty funny nonetheless.

why bother?

should have let him die

Pink01 wrote:

Obsidian wrote:I just poked an unresponsive overdosed heroin addict to see if he was alive. The answer was barely so I called the cops. Pretty funny nonetheless.

why bother?

should have let him die

The cops probably killed him anyway

A passerby saw me shaking him and I'm in my uniform, so I had to call the cops.