The Official Off Topic Thread

Well, the guy's going on about what a badass he is. On the internet. Like we're supposed to be impressed or something.

Internet posers are usually the easiest ones to whup IRL bc they don't actually know how gravity and biology limit their abilities. They're pretty funny when they think I'll wince and cry like some movie bimbo and I start breaking their bones

Gloves wrote:Feisty.

had to be fed that word, eh?

commedia wrote::lol: had to be fed that word, eh?

Yeah, I didn't see your comment until after I posted that.

-- Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:14 am --

Xena wrote::D Well, the guy's going on about what a badass he is. On the internet. Like we're supposed to be impressed or something.

I was never...

Internet posers are usually the easiest ones to whup IRL bc they don't actually know how gravity and biology limit their abilities. They're pretty funny when they think I'll wince and cry like some movie bimbo and I start breaking their bones

Well hey, to be honest, I never thought that about you... until now.

Sure. I watched your comment go up, liar. I doubt even a twit like you takes that long to type one word.

Well hey, to be honest, I never thought that about you... until now.

You just meet me when I PM you. We'll see how much thinking you'll be doing after I whup your ass in self defense.

Xena wrote::roll: Sure. I watched your comment go up, liar. I doubt even a twit like you takes that long to type one word.

She posted her message as I was sending mine. It popped up giving me a notice that someone had replied but I ignored it and posted my message. I only read it afterwards.

You just meet me when I PM you. We'll see how much thinking you'll be doing after I whup your ass in self defense.

Lmao. How old are you? Like, for real? You seem very hot-tempered and immature.

You're the idiot who's threatening women with hooks on the internet. How old are you dipshit?

Xena wrote:You're the idiot who's threatening women with hooks on the internet. How old are you dipshit?

Threatening with hooks? Lmao... It was meant to be a dirty joke you dumb c#nt.

Oh, he can say stuff about women's body parts. He's such a bad wittuw troll

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ot9JtiHhiU

Nice editing job, dumbass. That said "wasn't meant to be a dirty joke" a minute ago. You're making threats. So fuking bring it. Douchewad.

Xena wrote:Nice editing job, dumbass. That said "wasn't meant to be a dirty joke" a minute ago. You're making threats. So fuking bring it. Douchewad.

Actually, that was just a typo. My bad.

Gloves wrote:

Xena wrote:I carry my money in my panties. If I really don't feel safe, I'll bag it and hoop it so anybody who wants it will have to go fishing.

I'll bring my hook.

That made perfect sense, a joke about using a hook to fish the money up which was previously suggested.

Xena wrote:Oh please, you fuking poser. I'll announce my departure time and place for you when I leave. Smashing your skull in would be exactly the stress relief I need right now. Then I'll have your car to drive around too.

Loser.

That made no sense at all, so I will just blame it on menopausal mood swings. :­P