Ways of Controlling Murderous Rage, Urges and Impules

Wooster, we have a couple of fantastic cooks right now in the "What was the last thing you ate?" Forum. I think they should come along.
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shodan wrote:

KenWalker wrote:You have one of three options.

1) Use the transporter to teleport into a safe zone when the universe implodes. You will have enough food and water to survive the rest of your life in an otherwise vast nothingness.

2) Give the transporter to someone else.

3) Do nothing.

What is the point of option 2? I honestly don't see why anyone would choose that. By the way, I'd choose option 1. I can try living in the vast nothingness and choose to die whenever I want to. I like that I still have control in this situation.

I was hoping someone would see the cruel humor in that. Guess only I see it that way /shrug. But I could see a couple reasons why someone would choose 2, and it'd most likely differ for reason behind it for certain people.

I'm curious how you would exit. Would you actually starve and dehydrate yourself out of futility and loneliness?

wooster wrote:Depends on the quality & variety of the food

Yeah, and what size and shape of food? I mean, if you had small round food, you could juggle, and, of course, maybe you could have sex with your food. And, then, if you're in vast nothingness, what does the food sit on? What do you sit on? If you throw something, does it just keep going? Is there gravity, or are you just floating? So many questions...

Demon wrote:The antisocial me doesn't give a shlt and will likely do nothing in the end just to watch the world implode. The antisocial me is self-destructive.

If you're casted in the next Saw movie, let me know. I'll write your script.

wooster wrote:

KenWalker wrote: You will have enough food and water to survive the rest of your life in an otherwise vast nothingness.

2) Give the transporter to someone else.

3) Do nothing.

Depends on the quality & variety of the food

fully nutrient covered diet pills to keep you from dying of obesity

onebravegirl wrote:Wooster, we have a couple of fantastic cooks right now in the "What was the last thing you ate?" Forum. I think they should come along.
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Shhhh it's not supposed to be a vacation.

KenWalker wrote:

Demon wrote:The antisocial me doesn't give a shlt and will likely do nothing in the end just to watch the world implode. The antisocial me is self-destructive.

If you're casted in the next Saw movie, let me know. I'll write your script.

As long as I get to play the killer role that's fine by me. I've got a few sadistic torture methods in mind.

fiveintime wrote:

wooster wrote:Depends on the quality & variety of the food

Yeah, and what size and shape of food? I mean, if you had small round food, you could juggle, and, of course, maybe you could have sex with your food. And, then, if you're in vast nothingness, what does the food sit on? What do you sit on? If you throw something, does it just keep going? Is there gravity, or are you just floating? So many questions...

The answer to all your questions

That looks boring. I'd give the transporter to some random person, then rape and kill as many people as I could before the "big bang." If I did end up at the pearly gates, I'd remind the gatekeeper that I could have smashed the transporter, but chose the conscientious and compassionate course of action instead. Of course they wouldn't believe it, but it would still be kind of funny.

All that raping is sure to dehydrate you Five, Heck of a way to die....
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