WOuld you join the Church of the flying spaghetti monster?

I wouldn't join, but I take every opportunity to proselytise others. I was actually having a conversation about pastafarianism with my son, just the other day.

onebravegirl wrote:Myers, I'm not surprised your a member!

To be honest, I initially joined for the t-shirt, which seems to be a recurring phenomenon... Thank FSM (that's "Flying Spaghetti Monster" for you heathen non-believers ) my criminal record forbade me from military service or I could've been killed as a mere pawn in a war while fighting for the ambitions of clandestine politicians whose reasons for instigating such war I find atrocious, and my wife would either still be in an abusive relationship or dead, all for one goddamn t-shirt... and for an excuse to proselytize others, as previously mentioned by fiver.

But after having read some about the site, I do agree with the core beliefs and the part about being fond of beer.

Seeing as how I'm a legally registered minister for the Church of His Noodley Deliciousness, yes.

The more you apply yourself, the more unreasonable it becomes. The more you struggle, the prettier it gets.

I already have.

I was once told that the gau-8 avenger could turn anything into spaghetti. Do I have to go through that to join? On second thought, maybe we could feed the starving murderous estonian dwarves. They do have night vision, so maybe we won't have to touch it.