Rules of Attraction for a Psychopath

Pan, are you petite? Shorter than 5'4"?

I'm pretty sure it's a true story.

I think you just want to be jumped on by women...

Yurippe wrote:If you're straight that must be pretty akward for you. I think you just wanna make us horny though.

Not that awkward. I just like men more than women. I can still appreciate women.

Seems that way. Probably have some crazy pheromones that are whispering in people's ears, asking for sex.

Yurippe wrote:I think you just wanna make us horny though.

If that's the case then she's not doing a very good job of it.

Try going into more detail, Pan. I'm a very visual person and I need you to explain exactly how this tongue-raping went down.

Xena wrote:Pan, are you petite? Shorter than 5'4"?

I'm 5'7"

Ok. I'm with Yurippe and Demon then. Give us the slimy details.

I don't care either way, I watched some porn not tool long ago.

Pan wrote:

Xena wrote:Pan, are you petite? Shorter than 5'4"?

I'm 5'7"

I'm the same height!

Alright.

I went over to my at-the-time boyfriend's apartment with my roommate (constant tongue raper and molester of me), her friend, and then an old friend from high school visiting for the weekend. There was some other people around too but those were the culprits. We sat around talking for a while, we started playing beer pong. We are laughing having a good time. This is when the roommate goes in for the attack. Not all that surprising at this point since knowing her. She has already done this to me a handful of time. The first time she wanted to she asked me and I said no, every other time she just went in for it.

So, she has now pushed me on the table and is making out with me. Her friend goes, "I want to make out with 'Pan' too!" and climbs up on me as well. Starts breast fondling me. The men there are like "WTF is going on". I make-out with them back, they are nice ladies whatever. The high school friend was rather drunk. She felt left out so she jumped in as well. Thankfully they started making out with each other too.

The people who witnessed played "I Kissed a Girl" whenever I walked into the room for an entire week and bursted out laughing.

I told you it was a true story.