People can be induced to swallow anthing, provided it is sufficiently seasoned with praise.
-Moliere
ChosenOne wrote:People can be induced to swallow anthing, provided it is sufficiently seasoned with praise.
-Moliere
marycarterpaint wrote:ChosenOne wrote:People can be induced to swallow anthing, provided it is sufficiently seasoned with praise.
-Moliere
A person places themselves on a level with the ones they praise.
- Goethe
ChosenOne wrote:Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to $#%^ but only farted.
- Asshole
marycarterpaint wrote:ChosenOne wrote:Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to $#%^ but only farted.
- Asshole
Then one day I took a chance, tried to fart and sh#$ my pants.
- Dirty Drawers
ChosenOne wrote:He who tries hard and long enough, sharts.
-A bad day
marycarterpaint wrote:ChosenOne wrote:He who tries hard and long enough, sharts.
-A bad day
Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you.
- Acticon® Neosphincter
ChosenOne wrote:I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut
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