This says it all.... :)

The bad news is that psychiatry has decided
man is nothing but meat.
The good news, nutritionally speaking,
is that psychiatry can convert that meat
to vegetables.

How many shrinks does it take
to turn on the light?
Three: One to press the switch and
two to hold down the light bulb.

What's the difference between God and a psychiatrist?
God doesn't think he's a psychiatrist.

Shrinks define all behavior as abnormal:
All roads lead to syndrome.,
every path a psychopath.

To become a psychiatrist,
one must first become a doctor,
psychiatry being considered the medical specialty
where one learns to doctor
research results.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist
for help needs his head examined.

Why do psychiatrists fear
new religions?
Because there is no cure
for the common cult.

What's the difference between God and a psychiatrist?
God doesn't think he's a psychiatrist.

Only I understand the cow,
says the meat-grinder. Don't
tamper with the human mind,
says the shrink.

"How many shrinks does it take to turn on the light? Three: One to press the switch and two to hold down the light bulb."

"What's the difference between God and a psychiatrist? God doesn't think he's a psychiatrist."

"Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist for help needs his head examined"

Those are the best ones! Thanks for the smiles, titanic.

Take care,
Kevin

Any more for us?; jokes of any kind??

Will post em if I find some