Do You Believe in The Easter Bunny?

My earnest REBUTTAL of thousands of years of accrued pseudo-scientific constructs known as Psych is the following.

Do you (the head-shrink) believe in "Eternal Life"?

If not then you are clearly an oddball, because the minions/mainstream DO so believe, in numbers too large to dismiss. NOW who's the odd man out?

Yet if you do really believe in eternal life, then you are an endorser of a phantom world, a world of demigods, demonry and witchcraft galore. I characterize it that way instead of calling it Holy, Miraculous or "of God", because you have to maintain your scientific detachment. Any phenomenon, such as eternal life, being beneath/beyond the radar ie. for which we've accumulated no precise data or measurements ...that purported phenomenon could obviously belie ANY subterfuge.

[End of Rebuttal]

and not to mention...be really totally cool, besides.

Eternal life slash reincarnation is really cool?? 'that what you're saying? Well you err. It isn't. It's the root of all deception and the basis of all evil. It is selling your soul to the Devil. It is being hoodwinked, suckered, had. It is endorsing Darkness. It only furthers the Devil's designs: to confound and manipulate.

We're giving Earth back to its more NATURAL occupants, the animals, the plants, the rocks. Our Heavenly Father is fed up with our penchant for embracing evil disguised as good. He has a plan to defeat the Devil and save Earth from a "really totally cool" species that causes ten thousand extinctions a year. Otherwise, Man is poised to denude this planet of all its indigenous wonders -- and turn the place into a slimy brothel.

I am greatly encouraged by what I see these days. God is back. God is reasserting authority. He has humankind locked in His sights, never doubt it, and The Natural World is scheduled to breathe a great sigh of relief by late 2012. Alleluia!