I know this might sound really really strange. But yesterday I went to see a psycho therapist in London because my GP elevated my mental health status from "Critical and in need of care" to "Unstable and in need of immediate and urgent care" so that basically means I got rushed across the country to see a therapist and got fast tracked past the 30 year waiting list to priority treatment. And when I went in there I felt great. I was finally getting treatment for my DiD because it has completely spiralled out of control. Massively. So I went to see this therapist ready to get helped. But I didn't. I asked him if we'd be doing talking therapy. And he said no. He handed me a bottle of anti-depressants and a prescription for more. He then explained to me I haven't got DiD. I'm depressed. That's right, all those incidents were all caused by depression. Not DiD. Depression. That dystopia in the back of my mind is all caused by depression. The "therapy" was supposed to last me the whole day. It lasted 5 minutes. I went back to my hotel and did some research. Apparently other people have had problems with this "therapist" and quite a few other "therapists" have the same policies as him. They believe that the only mental health problem is depression and the only way to cure it is by putting us on anti-depressants.
Wow. When I was going home on the train and the song "782.079 nautical miles from my Rented Property" played though my head I thought. Maybe they are right. Maybe the NHS has stumbled upon something amazing. A cure-all for all types of mental illness's. Anti-depression medication. It must work must it not? It's been prescribed by a "professional" and if I follow the advice of these "professionals" I'll be cured in no time.
So guys what do you think? Forget all this talking therapy nonsense. Anti-depressants are the future. Anti-depressants are the cure. Next they'll be telling us that they cure cancer. Got a fractured bone? Have some anti-depressants. Got the flu? Here's your anti-depressants.In a coma? Have some anti-depressants. Has your brain just been removed? By taking these anti-depressants you'll be as right as rain in no time. You see? All our problems can be cured by anti-depressants. They are the way to go. So why not head on down to the pharmacy now and grab yourself some of these miracle pills. Why they've helped change my life around. I used to be a mentally unstable psychopath with DiD but with anti-depressants I'm now a fully functional normal person back at my job. It feels great to be normal again. Thanks anti-depressants you've changed my life! Now let them change yours!
Get drugged TODAY! And become a mindless zombie in a totalitarian dictatorship.
And remember 2+2=5.