Psychoanalysis: an executive-level briefing

So the judge says to me, "I'm ordering that you submit to a psychiatric evaluation".

I reply, "Oh no, psychoanalysis is against my religion. It's immoral. What exactly is your shrink going to 'evaluate', my soul?? Psyche means soul, I'll have you know. It's the judging of a man's soul, a privilege left, by canon, to The Creator."

And I go on to argue, "What technology is this so-called psychoanalyst going to use to see deep into my soul, hmmm? X-ray? MRI? CAT scan? urinalysis?" The judge tells me, "No technology; he's going to use his own eyes and rely on his training." And I say, "You're referring of course to training derived and passed down from the notorious Austrian cocaine addict, Sigmund Fraud. No, I'm not about to trust my fate to disciples of pipe dreams! Without technology, without cold laboratory science, the practice boils down to pure shamanism, rank mysticism. I adhere to the well-known Ten Commandments, so I would never ever pay homage to false and alien gods. That would be a violation of religion's prime directive!

I don't really know that much about freud, I know my mother who is an abusive b$$$ was obsessed with him my whole childhood. She used to talk about all this creepy stuff he said at dinner every night and made comments about me that were Freudian and strange about weird sexual stuff. Then 20 yrs later her friends started saying 'oh freud is quite strange isn't he?' and she starts saying 'yes hes very strange' and aagreeing with them!
Yeah, I know he was on cocaine, and he seemed to be obsessed with the sexual nature of everything!
Personally from what ive heard, I don't like him. But then again I havnt really read that much of his.

Maybe this can help, search beat MMPI ( Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory ) and many results like this come up. The MMPI is like an electronic "Freud in the box" program they use.


http://www.beat-the-mmpi.com/

you sais that to a judge1? I got a hearing coming up to get off a damn CTO that is violation of my human rights but its under the metnal health act and that is just $#%^ to talk around.

Maybe ask for a jungian psychotherapist they will let you embrace your spiriutla truths and attributes...or transpersonal if you want to show that you are gonna look after yourslef, even though you probably have it sorted with your faith and generally like so many other patients are above the medical model and coersion into drug taking that betrays religious doctrines not to partak in the use of mind altering drugs and restraining you from being able to take part in religion or teaching...the drugs put you at severe disadvantage kkarmically and on life grownth and spiritual grownth and transformation...you sound like your into the purity factor and ten commandments, don't let it scare you too much, I also get fear of mirrors etc that wre taught by the fallen angels to mankind.

Did you know that pharmakia means sorcery and witchcraft, so psychiatrists are practivcing evil arts and they aree eternally damned so why would I want to deal with the damned, they are damned for a reason...damned in the wake of their own ignornaces in denying peoples personal truths for medical labels and incapacitating drugs.

jdnewell wrote:I reply, "Oh no, psychoanalysis is against my religion. It's immoral. What exactly is your shrink going to 'evaluate', my soul?? Psyche means soul, I'll have you know. It's the judging of a man's soul, a privilege left, by canon, to The Creator."

So after you said all this, what was the judge's response?

Cheze2 wrote:So after you said all this, what was the judge's response?

He said, "Points well taken! Case dismissed. You're free to go."

Razael wrote:you sais that to a judge1? I got a hearing coming up to get off a damn CTO that is violation of my human rights but its under the mental health act and that is just $#%^ to talk around.

Make a run for it

Why, compared to me Sigmund Freud was lowlife: a barbarian, a pig in a trough, a lunatic, a cocaine addict and a dope pusher. Note well my signature below.

Copy_Cat wrote:Maybe this can help, search beat MMPI ( Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory ) and many results like this come up. The MMPI is like an electronic "Freud in the box" program they use. http://www.beat-the-mmpi.com/

Thanks I was already aware of the "Inventory". Unfortunately it does not rise to the rank of "presumptive test" and its results are never taken alone as definitive. The ranting grumblings of some deplorable headshrink color everything that winds up on the patient's record.

freud had a twisted mind (prob from coke) and I think he was a bit of sex pervert, he was obsessed with mother f### daddy #### etc. I admit I havnt read allot about him, but from what ive heard the strange beleifs, the twisted psychology that came from him are really weird. I don't like him. Also, I should read up more on him it is pretty interesting I guess.