Why is Adam Lanza's Toxicology Report and Medical History Not Public by Now ? Was it Psychiatric drugs AGAIN ? Antidepressants , Stimulants , Antipsychotics, Mood stabilizers all mixed up ...
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Decking the halls with blood & guts, Santa went crazy. He was 'effing nuts.
I thought I escaped. I hid in my locker,
but he followed me onto the bus like some deranged stalker.
He looked at my bus driver & shot the old hag.
Then stuffed her dead body right into his bag.
That night Santa's face was all over the news.
The cops were bamboozled & begging for clues.
Some blamed the NRA or how rifle shops were run.
Only Eric Holder would sell Santa a gun.
Others argued that the students and driver would not have been harmed,
if they, too, had been allowed to be armed.
Poor Rudolph had to tell what he knew, he had to come clean.
Santa was on drugs & getting way too mean.
Ever since Santa entered "treatment", he hadn't been himself.
He'd strangled Ms. Claus & beat up an elf.
Rudolph showed Reindeer Services where Santa had touched him.
Brusies & slap prints & teeth that were busted.
But that wasn't the worst part in a way,
Santa had gambled Rudolph's trust fund away!
Poor Rudolph, he cried & he sobbed,
as he told all the cops about how he'd been robbed.
It all started when Santa was drunk & disorderly in Macy's one day.
the cops came & roughed him up, then cuffed him up,
and impounded his sleigh.
"I'm sorry Santa," said the judge at the bench,
"I have to do SOMETHING, this is your fourteenth offense!"
"For counseling & drug testing you'll have to pay. Take court-
ordered meds & go to AA!"
"Oh thank you! Thank you!," Santa shouted with glee, "Mental
Health treatment, how bad can that be?"
The cops finally caught up with Santa refilling his scripts.
They put cuffs on his hands & his feet & chained them to his hips.
Santa was being treated for depression it seemed,
but his doctor had no idea what had Santa so steamed.
Santa was taking his meds.
They were safe & effective & approved by the feds.
On anti-depressants! On mood stabilizers!
On major & minor & medium tranquilizers!
On sleep meds. On heart meds. On meds for his schlong!
On ADHD meds & even a bong!
Santa's medication list was six pages long!
Santa's lawyers argued the drugs made him crazy that day.
But victims & families thought Santa should pay.
"He did it on purpose!" exclaimed the DA, "he's just a big jerk."
and called in the experts & doctors & lawyers from
Glaxo & Forest & Pfizer & Merck!
Into the courtroom they came,
the judge read the docket & called them by name.
Big Pharma's lawyers were already there,
asking for gag orders & bribing the jury to give Santa the chair.
Now Santa's in prison & on death row,
tossing other guys' salads while you're shoveling snow.
So if you're depressed that Christmas is bust,
see your doctor today for treatment you can trust.
And you too can be.....
On anti-depressants! On mood stabilizers!
On major & minor & medium tranquilizers!
On sleep meds. On heart meds. On meds for your schlong!
On ADHD meds & even a bong!
That should do the trick.
Just try not to end up like poor old St. Nick.
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I had to copy-cat that one !