Deceiving psychiatrists

So you are being assessed as to whether you are crazy or not.... The psychiatrist takes you to a bath tub full of water, then offers you a way to empty it.... You can use a tea spoon, a tablespoon or a bucket.... So you say I will use the bucket..

Psychiatrist " that confirms you are crazy a normal person would just pull the plug"

May well be an old joke yet this deception from professionals cannot be laughed at.... They trick you and make you believe you are crazy!!

If you we're just asked to empty the bath without being shown a teaspoon a tablespoon and the bucket you would just pull the plug you wouldn't ask for a bucket!!!

Yes - but you need the bucket to empty the water out onto the psychiatrist's head.

They mainly trick the judge into believeing you are crazy. That's the major problem. Because the judge can send you to the funny farm. I never doubted my sanity but everyone else did because the shrinks lied.

Then you would play right into their hands, they provoke and aggrevate... Then say you are violent, irritable and have an anger problem!!

Then you are detained longer while they treat you worse than a lab rat.!!

Ask your shrink if he would prescribe your medication to his mother???

If he says yes, you say so mental illness runs in your family??!!

If he says no, you say well why prescribe it me???

Either way he is now going to be inwardly, immensely raging, this crazy patient just got the better of me lmao

Hehe, a good joke.

So, maybe come to the conclusion yourself with their help.

Diagnosis is not important.

TDQ wrote:Then you would play right into their hands, they provoke and aggrevate... Then say you are violent, irritable and have an anger problem!!

Then you are detained longer while they treat you worse than a lab rat.!!

Ask your shrink if he would prescribe your medication to his mother???

If he says yes, you say so mental illness runs in your family??!!

If he says no, you say well why prescribe it me???

Either way he is now going to be inwardly, immensely raging, this crazy patient just got the better of me lmao

I know. It was just a joke. I know how they try to do things to provoke. They did it to me a lot. I yelled at one psych after she told me she was taking me to court to get an involuntary drugging in order "to make me happy." Then I got resticted to the ward. There wasn't even a yard for me to go outside. But I knew another guy who beat the crap out of his psychiatrist. Broke bones in her face. He didn;t spend too much more time locked up than I did - but they did pump him full of so much neuroleptics that he bloated to 300 pounds.

They are sadists and they need mentally ill to stay in a job. You go for help for one problem once they've 'helped' you're guaranteed to have more problems than you started with!

The staff at the psych hospital used to joke about needing to keep people locked up for their job security. The 'patients' didn;t think that was funny.

Parador wrote:Yes - but you need the bucket to empty the water out onto the psychiatrist's head.

Nice!