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Re: Rorschach

Postby Ell1e » Sat Apr 11, 2015 5:52 am

Lol Wha??? EM, no way!! You've never seen one? No sex ed at school? You've never used the Internet for its proper purpose? Not once? They're kinda hard to miss lol. I mean i know visual porn isn't as big a deal for us girls but...you've never gotten curious? No X-rateds? No failed unintentional google searches for the recipe for 'summer cabbage' or 'crumpets'? haha

You've never received a gross "funny" email from a guy who was born without the 'how to spot humour' part of his brain, who thinks genitalia's the funniest thing ever (you've sooo dodged a bullet on that one btw lol)? You've never self-waxed (or gotten curious) with a mirror down there?

Ok I'll stop, I'll stop. I guess that explains why my mind kept going there whenever I saw 'pink' :( . Looks like I'm depraved & my home's the gutter. Better start decorating it & trying to make it habitable. Damn you Rorscharch :(
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Re: Rorschach

Postby EarlyMorning » Sat Apr 11, 2015 6:24 am

:shock:

I led a very sheltered life.

Until I met you!

I don't look at my own feet, let alone..

That's what beauty salons are for.

And I can do certain things without looking. I'd be fine if I was blind, as long as noone moved anything.

It just doesn't cross my mind.

And emails, what?! lord.

sex ed at school. Think there was 1 lesson. I wasn't paying attention, I was distracted by the boys giggling and the fact I was short sighted, back of the class, and couldn't see the projection screen didn't help.

Books, haven't really read any on anatomy.

I got E for GCSE Biology. I labelled the bladder, ureter and kidneys as the womb, fallopians and ovaries.

Looking back I'm surprised I didn't label it Lady GaGa.

Probably would've done had she been around.

*goes back to corner with dunces hat on*

Enough of hogging this thread with my lunacy lol.
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Re: Rorschach

Postby Ell1e » Sat Apr 11, 2015 7:21 am

EarlyMorning wrote: :shock:
I got E for GCSE Biology. I labelled the bladder, ureter and kidneys as the womb, fallopians and ovaries.


:lol:

Re sheltered - Nah, given everyone else's answers on this thread, I think it's more about me needing therapy for my concerning Rorscharch test results & newly discovered Gutterbrain Disorder.

Err I just read that seeing too much sexual imagery can be interpreted as having schizophrenia. It was actually only on 3 images for me (#2, 9 & 10), so hopefully I won't need a mental health re-assessment.

Ok dumb joke (bc I'm so good at hijacking threads):

A man goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc I've got a real problem, I can't stop thinking about sex. The Psychologist says, "Well let's see what we can find out", and pulls out his ink blots.

P: "What is this a picture of?" M: "Man & a woman making love."
P: "And this?" M: "Man & a woman making love."
P: "And this?" M: "Man & a woman making love."
P: "And this?" M: "Man & a woman making love."
P: "And this?" M: "Man & a woman making love."

The Psychologist states, "Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with sex."

"Me!?" demands the patient. "You're the one who keeps showing me dirty pictures!"
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Re: Rorschach

Postby LeOkAsPEr » Sat Apr 11, 2015 9:32 am

EarlyMorning wrote:I led a very sheltered life.



You have seen sheltered until you've seen the life I lived.
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Re: Rorschach

Postby Snaga » Sun Apr 12, 2015 5:29 am

EM...?...

Okay everyone who has NOT masturbated in front of a mirror, raise their hand....

Don't feel so bad Ell, Snagina sees penises in everything. Even when I don't, and I have one.

How short sighted, EM? Give me a diopter and try to impress me.
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Re: Rorschach

Postby EarlyMorning » Sun Apr 12, 2015 12:37 pm

snaga2.0 wrote:EM...?...

Okay everyone who has NOT masturbated in front of a mirror, raise their hand....

Don't feel so bad Ell, Snagina sees penises in everything. Even when I don't, and I have one.

How short sighted, EM? Give me a diopter and try to impress me.


firstly, ewww :evil:

and secondly, I don't know. Just can't see without my glasses unless close up.
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Re: Rorschach

Postby LeOkAsPEr » Sun Apr 12, 2015 1:59 pm

snaga2.0 wrote:
Okay everyone who has NOT masturbated in front of a mirror, raise their hand....


What do you do if you've never masturbated?
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Re: Rorschach

Postby Snaga » Sun Apr 12, 2015 2:21 pm

EarlyMorning wrote:
snaga2.0 wrote:EM...?...

Okay everyone who has NOT masturbated in front of a mirror, raise their hand....

Don't feel so bad Ell, Snagina sees penises in everything. Even when I don't, and I have one.

How short sighted, EM? Give me a diopter and try to impress me.


firstly, ewww :evil:

and secondly, I don't know. Just can't see without my glasses unless close up.


don't know your prescription? then how can I laugh at you? because I laugh at most people who fancy themselves nearsighted.

okay. are you entitled to a NHS complex lens voucher. I would be. so if you are, I am impressed. if not, I laugh at you, if I can see where you are...

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EarlyMorning wrote:
snaga2.0 wrote:EM...?...

Okay everyone who has NOT masturbated in front of a mirror, raise their hand....

Don't feel so bad Ell, Snagina sees penises in everything. Even when I don't, and I have one.

How short sighted, EM? Give me a diopter and try to impress me.


firstly, ewww :evil:

and secondly, I don't know. Just can't see without my glasses unless close up.


don't know your prescription? then how can I laugh at you? because I laugh at most people who fancy themselves nearsighted.

okay. are you entitled to a NHS complex lens voucher. I would be. so if you are, I am impressed. if not, I laugh at you, if I can see where you are...
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Re: Rorschach

Postby EarlyMorning » Sun Apr 12, 2015 2:42 pm

dont know why you want to laugh at me. :?

what is with that?

i give up.
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Re: Rorschach

Postby Snaga » Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:22 pm

lol I shall explain . . .
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