RETTS!! RETT'S FRICKIN DISORDER WHATEVER THE HECK THAT IS??! I think I have it!
-READ THIS- Some background I have been pretty much living in this forum for some time, I liked the seclusion, I was happy, all was good. I'd started to decorate and put up curtains. I listened to Radio ga-ga before breakfast and contemplated the movement of the sun for no more than 15hrs a day in the afternoon - sorry I'm rambling.......I'll get to the point.....
---I DIDN'T KNOW I COULD CATCH RETT'S JUST FROM BEING IN THIS FORUM!! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!
Can someone please help me, tell me if I have Retts, my symptoms are...
- Chronic pain associated with a marked hunching and stoopening of the back and impulsive urges to shout "the bells, the bells...."
-throwing faeces at passers by like a pissed off chimp
-a large lump on my left shoulder with matted hair sprouting out the top. It has some familiar features on it, i think it's a second head. Oh God...
-same for the right shoulder.
-staggering all over the road like a drunk, dropping things, even when I don't have anything to drop..
-intense paranoia, for example the feeling that people are looking at me.
-a taste for fruit and veg.
DOES THIS SOUND LIKE RETTS??!! I KNOW IT IS, OH GOD NO.....