It sucks to have a big penis. *Serious thread*

Yeah, I have a big penis. In this thread though, I'm not going to boast but rather complain about it. I mean, it sucks major ass. Girls don't even like it that much and the free condoms they give out like everywhere never *bleep*ing fit me. It have a whole stack of useless free condoms here. So basically I always have to buy condoms and I always do it online. I have bought condoms at the store only once, the first time I ever bought condoms actually, and it was highly annoying because I had to go for the XL box and it's not like they put it in a tiny icon at the bottom somewhere, nooooo, they have to put it in HUGE LETTERS covering the entire box. It's almost like they're saying 'you have a big one? brag about it!' And then you get the very awkward moment at the cashier who's looking at you like 'yeah right..', laughing a bit and thinking you're just buying the XL box to look cool or something. I mean, ffs! It kinda pisses me off. Can't there just be normal condoms for guys with a bigger size instead of ones that give you a porn star image?

And it's not just condoms. They make boxers way too short too. Every time I change into my workclothes at work I have to watch out when taking off my pants that nothing comes out at the bottom. And I'm not gonna wear the stupid tight ones just because I'm a bit bigger.

I'm not trolling, this is a very serious rant. I'm not trying to brag about me having sex or something. I mean the last time is like six months ago so it's nothing to be proud about and I don't even buy condoms on a regular basis. I know it's a weird thread but I just had to get it off my chest and you guys are not exactly the right audience I guess haha, but I'm not gonna talk to my irl friends about my penis so yeah. Has anyone of you ever had similar experiences? I guess talk about stuff in general that puts you in annoying or awkward situations even though you can't do anything about it.

Oh and mods this is an appropriate thread. Don't remove this, every man or woman may have this problem at some point.

My boobs and my ass are different sizes. Does that count?

even profesionals can't fit a condom on it it's also the shape of the thing i had to develup my own techique to put it on they make it look so easy in sexadd class but it's not
2 bad you can't get female condoms in stores here
(problebe order them online but i don't want to pay online with my creditcard)

I have similar problems. I can fit a normal condom, but my testicles make things tricky.

It's so bad that I can't wear snug jeans without giving people a peek of everything. One of the worst days in my high school career was when I put on a new pair of Levi's for the first time and noticed that absolutely everyone I passed in the hallway was staring at my crotch. My girlfriend at the time took me to the side and broke the news;

"Your pants are too tight."

I have to shop around for an inseam much lower than would be expected for my height, which means I normally find decent pants and shorts I can't wear because of how much they pinch.

Fortunately, as someone of obvious Irish ancestry, I can wear a kilt and nobody gives a damn.

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Rob's leave the most open to interpretation. All the sick fantasies i can picture, mmm

horizon987 wrote: and the free condoms they give out like everywhere never *bleep*ing fit me. It have a whole stack of useless free condoms here.

Oh and mods this is an appropriate thread. Don't remove this, every man or woman may have this problem at some point.

Why don't they give free condoms here? At least one piece....
On a side note, yea, you're right girls hate a big penis :< but it makes us feel more manly. I'm sure you'll meet a woman who likes a big one.

Sorry you have to go through this.

I also had to buy XL condoms and it was still tight and uncomfortable. I seriously injured my first girlfriend where she bleed a lot and needed to see her obgyn. It freaked me out and I've been self conscious about my size ever since. I'm a grower, not a shower, so it was always a shock to my dates and a few refused to be "ruined" by my size... Oh well, life rolls on...

-- Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:03 am --

Stealing Orchids,

What's the deal with the foot? I hope everyone is happy and healthy as we trudge forward through this holiday season!

Charles

*mod edit- inappropriate*