Random Thoughts... I wanna hear 'em!

To people with bad teeth, malformed mouths or birthmarks shaped like a penis on their chins: now is your time to shine!!

My Cockatiel has laid enough eggs that I could successfully have the state's biggest egg hunt. I'd pay admission, and the proceeds would go to doughnut charities

Oblivion wrote:I want a donkey.

They're not as happy go lucky as they'd have you believe.

Western wrote:

Oblivion wrote:I want a donkey.

They're not as happy go lucky as they'd have you believe.

Do you harbor unsavory memories involving donkeys? Do share!

I made that post sometime after my aimless carousing on the internet led me to the donkeynet.

According to the articles I read, donkeys are more intelligent and affectionate than horses. They can be bred to grow no larger than a german shepherd and are able to grant wishes.

I want one.

I want a bunny rabbit

I was reading dating posts, and I read, "I'm an artist that doesn't make art."

That's literally the stupidest thing I've ever read in my entire life. I'm not exaggerating, I cannot possibly imagine a stupider statement than this. This just screams pretentiousness.

I'm going to go hang with my birds and eat doughnuts now. My day is ruined

Haha...i read one years ago and someone described themselves as being "unhinged".

I wonder how many responses he got to that.

My cheese bill's more than halved lately.

I always get excited when I'm gonna have chicken.

Technology.