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Postby naps » Wed Dec 05, 2018 2:52 pm

If you cut off my head, what would I say? "me and my head" or "me and my body"?

Take out my stomach, my kidneys, I say "me and my intestines.".

What right has my head to call itself me?
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Re: Random Thoughts... I wanna hear 'em!

Postby MacBuddhaBurger » Wed Dec 05, 2018 3:08 pm

Quit why you're a head.
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Re: Random Thoughts... I wanna hear 'em!

Postby Eight » Thu Dec 06, 2018 3:15 am

Why must e coli take away all my lettuce?
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Re: Random Thoughts... I wanna hear 'em!

Postby Quoth » Thu Dec 06, 2018 4:04 am

Watching some American sports and found myself confronted with an ad for this

:lol: I just can’t see that happening here
as if in a broken jug for one backwards moment
water might keep its shape

https://youtu.be/VivuMRzQyw0
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Re: Random Thoughts... I wanna hear 'em!

Postby Otter » Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:06 am

Vincent Price was my friend, godammit! My friend! Does that mean anything to you and your expensive haircuts and fancy bath soaps? What does it mean to look good and smell good if you don’t have a friend like Vincent Price? He was my friend! (breaks down weeping)
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Re: Random Thoughts... I wanna hear 'em!

Postby MacBuddhaBurger » Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:40 pm

:shock:


Bit of a show stopper that one Otter.
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Re: Random Thoughts... I wanna hear 'em!

Postby Otter » Thu Dec 06, 2018 7:19 pm

Garnered me a smattering of applause when I performed the self-written scene for the Plastic Fanny Theatre Troupe, Milford-on-Sea. Improvise they said. And so I did.
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Re: Random Thoughts... I wanna hear 'em!

Postby naps » Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:32 pm



Roger: the Jason Statham of kangaroos.

Love this picture:

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Re: Random Thoughts... I wanna hear 'em!

Postby Otter » Thu Dec 13, 2018 8:04 am

I met Brian Eno in a Dublin pub, once. He had just come back from New York after Lou Reed died. For some reason, he was obsessing about American breakfasts. So it's Brian Eno, let him talk about what he wants to, he has enough sycophants, right?

But man did he go on and on about it. And corned beef hash! Oh my God! Soggy and greasy. Crispy with an egg on it. Cold leftovers. Warmed up leftovers. Hot from the grill! WTF?

Finally, I said I had to go but he seemed eager to have one last pint. Almost immediately he started in on eggs! I tossed back my Guinness like the good Irishman I am not and legged it for the bus to Kilkenny where I was staying with my friend Eberts.
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