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Re: How do you feel today?

Postby MacBuddhaBurger » Fri Jan 11, 2019 6:54 am

Eight wrote:Sciatic nerve involvement?


Absolutely

You in pain?


Of Course

Get your doc to order you pain meds.


Docs are usually stingy on opiates in these parts. Think they work on the principle that pain is character building.

Or you could buy me a plane ticket and I could bring my stash over.


Sounds pricey

We'd need to hide the goods from wooster.


Goes without saying.

:?

Meanwhile... can't sit down - pain in arse. Can't stand up - pain in foot - without hopping about on the other foot. Tempted to find a handy beam and start hanging around like a bat.

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Re: How do you feel today?

Postby Dahliaa » Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:41 am

^I hope you feel better now. I hate pain, it is impossible to concentrate on anything else if you are in pain.
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Re: How do you feel today?

Postby Tyler » Fri Jan 18, 2019 4:27 pm

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This was the scene last night at work when I went in. Someone told me this, and I ran. I get to taste my own work! But no, wait! They weren't my doughnuts!

"Jebediah, Billy-Bob-Micheal-Joe-Willis-James Jr., what's the meaning of this?!"


THEY WERE FROM DUNKIN DONUTS!

I was hurt! Offended! Scarred for life! I open the box, and there they sit! All five of them. I look at them, disgusted! I say "Nay, Tyler, nay! though shalt not throw a member of the brotherhood under the ax until thoust hasth tried their worK!"

It was to be so! I picked up the best looking one, the delicious Boston creme, except delicious it was not! "By the Holy Polly Doughnut!" I scream, "these doughnuts were made with frozen dough!"

I did what any man of the fryer did, and I destroyed them! Not into the garbage can, but into the oven! At 425 degrees, along with the breads! It is the proper funeral for a doughnut! And those five doughnuts - Holy Polly Doughnut rest their souls - had been through enough!

That, my friends, is how I am doing.
Email me if you want a doughnut
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Medication: Geodone 160 MG

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