The "Silly Question" Thread

What is your silly question?

What's this here thing for? And why does it wiggle when I blow on it?

Why don't you like doughnuts?

See, that's a silly question, because no one dislikes doughnuts!

Does wood always come from a tree?

Why me?

In the joke where a horse walks into a bar and the barman asks him: why the long face?

Why is it that the horse always has to walk into a bar? Why can't he walk into a clothes shop or a watchmakers or a haberdashery or even just be walking down the street?

Western wrote:In the joke where a horse walks into a bar and the barman asks him: why the long face?

Why is it that the horse always has to walk into a bar? Why can't he walk into a clothes shop or a watchmakers or a haberdashery or even just be walking down the street?

Because horses can't tell time and have no use for haberdash.

On average do people over 65 years old have larger ear lobes than the general population?

-- Sun Nov 08, 2020 7:17 pm --

Do turkeys lay eggs?

Western wrote:On average do people over 65 years old have larger ear lobes than the general population?

-- Sun Nov 08, 2020 7:17 pm --

Do turkeys lay eggs?

Yes, because once you reach 65 you start laying eggs out of your ears instead of out of your gee.

Turkeys do not lay eggs. They're how you hear. Those weird cartilage filled things on either side of your head? Those are turkeys.

So to correct, yes, turkeys lay eggs.

I wonder what clothes are for?