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Happy National Muffin Day! All muffins 50% off!

Postby Tyler » Wed Feb 20, 2019 3:18 pm

Yes yes, today is National Muffin Day! All muffins are 50% off!* Come on down today to get some!


*Must buy 20
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Re: Happy National Muffin Day! All muffins 50% off!

Postby MacBuddhaBurger » Thu Feb 21, 2019 11:02 am

Poor attendance at National Muffin Day event. Shock! Horror!

:shock:

Due to poor attendance at the National Muffin Day event many muffins had to be rehomed or euthanised. Unfortunately, an outbreak of feral muffins had to be ruthlessly suppressed by forces loyal to the psychopathic warlord Barebones Giblett and his psychotic army.

Barebones Giblett is 93. Happy Birthday Sir.



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Re: Happy National Muffin Day! All muffins 50% off!

Postby Oblivion » Thu Feb 21, 2019 2:13 pm

I have dedicated my life to taking in stray, feral and existentially confused muffins.

Found one little guy shivering from the cold outside my door last night. Poor thing was just covered in crumbs. Someone had smeared him with Cap'n Slippy's Non-dairy Imitation Oleo Food Spread.

It's a tough life for muffins.
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Re: Happy National Muffin Day! All muffins 50% off!

Postby Tyler » Thu Feb 21, 2019 2:21 pm

Oblivion wrote:
It's a tough life for muffins.


Indeed it is. Hate crimes against muffins are at an all time high...
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Re: Happy National Muffin Day! All muffins 50% off!

Postby Oblivion » Thu Feb 21, 2019 3:23 pm

Tyler wrote:
Oblivion wrote:
It's a tough life for muffins.


Indeed it is. Hate crimes against muffins are at an all time high...


Yes, especially since all those eclairs emigrated here.

Build the wall!!
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Re: Happy National Muffin Day! All muffins 50% off!

Postby Tyler » Thu Feb 21, 2019 3:29 pm

Oblivion wrote:
Tyler wrote:
Oblivion wrote:
It's a tough life for muffins.


Indeed it is. Hate crimes against muffins are at an all time high...


Yes, especially since all those eclairs emigrated here.

Build the wall!!


*Starts GoFundMe to raise money to build the wall between the fryer and the oven*
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Re: Happy National Muffin Day! All muffins 50% off!

Postby MacBuddhaBurger » Thu Feb 21, 2019 6:32 pm

Sod this for a game of soldiers!

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Re: Happy National Muffin Day! All muffins 50% off!

Postby octopustentacles » Thu Feb 21, 2019 8:16 pm

I Shot The Muffin Man
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Re: Happy National Muffin Day! All muffins 50% off!

Postby Oblivion » Thu Feb 21, 2019 8:39 pm

octopustentacles wrote:I Shot The Muffin Man


Stop shooting everyone. It's impolite.
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Re: Happy National Muffin Day! All muffins 50% off!

Postby MacBuddhaBurger » Fri Feb 22, 2019 6:41 am

Give War a Chance!
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