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The Goat Thread 2.0

Postby naps » Sat Nov 10, 2018 12:33 pm

Please do not post pictures of your own goat.
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Re: The Goat Thread 2.0

Postby MacBuddhaBurger » Sat Nov 10, 2018 2:24 pm

Local goats demand Free Bleat for all.

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Re: The Goat Thread 2.0

Postby Eight » Sat Nov 10, 2018 7:18 pm

The return of the Goat Thread. Take that, mods!

Umm, now... to the Goats.

"Ireland has a goat problem.

A growing gang of wild goats is having its way with the towns of Ennis and Clare's gardens, parking lots and roads. Greenery is being devoured. Cars are being forced to slow or stop, with all too much frequency, for fear that drivers could end up having to pick goat meat out of their vehicle's grills with a pointy stick. According to Clare's Mayor, Tom McNamara, “the disturbance that these goats are causing in the locality is totally unacceptable." The Mayor continued by pleading that the goats “are getting up on top of cars and going around businesses at night time." The goats, which have been tagging local homes and historical landmarks as they expand their territory, have drawn the attention of the local law enforcement's gang task force.

OK, that last sentence was #######4, but it'd be awesome if it were true.

In all seriousness, having a whack of uncontrollable wild animals traipsing around the town is a public safety concern. Sooner or later someone's going to get hurt in a goat attack (no seriously: goats can be ASSHOLES), or wind up hitting one – or five – with their car. Right now, there's talk of erecting signs warning motorists of goat hazards in town and on nearby highways (goats be roaming), and some pretty stern mumbling about what can be done to control the exploding goat population. According to RTĒ, no one's in favor of a cull, no matter how delicious goat might be. On the other hand, castration of the feral herd's male goats is on the table. There are also calls for help from animal shelters, farmers and landowners to help provide a permanent home to the goats. Honestly, I don't know if any of that's going to help.

Once a goat has tasted the sweet nectar of freedom, there's no way it'll stand to be confined to a single patch of land. Fences are for squares, man."
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Re: The Goat Thread 2.0

Postby naps » Sat Nov 10, 2018 9:13 pm

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/08/the-satanic-temple-sues-netflix-warner-bros-for-150-million.html

The views and images presented in this link do not reflect the opinions of Psychforums.com, the original poster, Sabrina, or goats in general.
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Re: The Goat Thread 2.0

Postby Eight » Sat Nov 10, 2018 9:27 pm

What's with all the lawsuits... just because someone is rich and you're now pissed at them for no reason but you think you can still make money off of them... or because they took your goat-god and you want $150 million for it?

Suit happy.

Here's a good goat:

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Re: The Goat Thread 2.0

Postby naps » Sat Nov 10, 2018 9:36 pm

It's a really stupid show.

I haven't watched it, it just looks stupid from the previews.

And that goat is up to no good.
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Re: The Goat Thread 2.0

Postby MacBuddhaBurger » Sun Nov 11, 2018 7:22 am

Mark Getty at Getty Images has a lot to answer for.

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Meanwhile, due to circumstance, beggars can't be choosers.


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Is this a case of the improbable made possible by the impossible, with the unobtainable now attainable due to circumstances?
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Re: The Goat Thread 2.0

Postby Sturm88 » Sun Nov 11, 2018 7:37 am

Are they goats.. or cats? No one knows.

https://imgur.com/6fXFBDY

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Re: The Goat Thread 2.0

Postby MacBuddhaBurger » Sun Nov 11, 2018 9:47 am

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Billy Goats Gruff arrested for hate crime against ethnic minority.
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Re: The Goat Thread 2.0

Postby Dahliaa » Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:28 am

I love goats, they are so cute!
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