I can't even handle things as simple as neutral reactions. "Okay", "Mhm", "I see", "Oh", "Ah". Especially if they're said in just the right way, I start jumping to all sorts of wacky conclusions. It's miserable and it makes it practically impossible to talk to anybody. I'm so tired of it.

You must not care
You must be angry at me
I must be annoying you
This must be stressing you out
You must which I'd stop talking
You must be tired of listening to me
You must not be paying attention
You must be trying to get back at me for something