my buddy came over and we were just bumming
got the munchies and there was nothing to eat but for some apples
he started to laugh and couldnt stop
i couldn't understand and he had to explain it to me
he though i ate an apple "wrong" he said the way I ate an apple made im laugh and he wouldnt stop

he said that I was suppose to eat the apple around the core and then toss it
I eat apples from the top down and don't leave out the core
i just kind of munch away from the top until there is nothing left
he thought that was funny
he's either a retard for believing there is a correct way of eating fruit
or Im accidentally funny but don't know it
if he saw how i eat oranges and kiwi fruit he'd probably laugh then as well
i dont bother peeling them. just munch away top down like the apple