So, this morning, I woke up at 7:45. I looked to the right, and then looked back at my clock, and it was 9:08.

This hasn't happened in a while, so, while I'm not really freaked out and pretty sure its just a one-time thing, anyone else have this happen lately?

Thanks!

-NicS

We just want to note, TK doesn't like to write. We know he can, but typing isn't exactly his strong suit. It really none of ours, but were not sure if he can type. We really don't want to insult him, but at the same time, he hasn't shown initiative for a love of typing.

So, instead, TK wrote down his answers, and C., Zack and I tried to figure out what he wrote.

Some may say "Why not just let him tell you what he wants?". Well, we didn't want to risk mistranslating or misquoting, and, quite honestly, we don't want his views to be skewed.

We decided to try and fix most of the spelling errors, but we have not altered how the words were written, that is, punctuation and general grammar. Certain words are very hard to transcribe, either for being a "trigger word", or just being a mess of scribbles, but we did as good of a transcription as we could. So, here it is. TK's answers.
-NicS
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1. What is your best quality?
2. What is your worst quality?
3. Where do you see yourself in 7 years?
4. If you were given the chance to integrate, would you? Why or why not?
5. What is your dream job?
6. What is your opinion on sex/relationships.
7. Do you have any regrets?
8. What is one thing about the other alters that bugs you.
9. Anything you'd like to add?
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1. I honestly don't think I have one. I used to think it was my growl because then no one would approach me and that's what I like but now I really don't think its really there to be honest. I like being alone and whenever somebody gets close I don't really like that so its more like when they are trying to get close to me I like to growl and they back off like a ###$ you I guess kind of.
2. I really do not have one of those either because to see yourself as either good or bad qualities makes people stereotype you and so to be a stereotype is a bad thing to me. I would like to simply be by myself and people want to understand me for whatever reason so I just growl and they back off and that's all I really want there to be [know yes*].
3. In 7 years I will be alone. Thank God.
4.I would not because I do not want to die.
5. I do not have one I will work wherever needed so long as I can do the best job I can without anyone bugging me about something stupid like wanting to complain about a personal problem. I really hate personal problems. They annoy me so much.
6. I like it, and I would like to be in a relationship with someone like me but no one like me exists so all I have is myself.
7. None. [Giant squiggle, like two infinity symbols on top of each other. The lines suggest it was done quickly.]
8. I really do like these guys but I wish C. would stop trying to make his personal feelings the thing that stops everyone else like when Nic was attending classes last semester and failed all of his classes because C. couldn't stop thinking about his ex. Also I wish Nic would be able to concentrate better on things currently happening and not constantly wandering onto the next ""shiny" thing.
9. I like squatting on the ground and snarling and growling because its who I am so shut the ###$ up if you don't understand me. I vent through my own means. You think me squat and growling is stupid well I think you hitting a pillow like a little bitch is ######6 stupid too.
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[*know yes]- Were not sure what he ######6 meant here, but we think he was just rambling and didn't know how to end the sentence, so here you ######6 go. "Know Yes".
""shiny"- He did actually have 2 ######6 quote marks! Its really ######6 there, its specified!
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>>NEXT TIME: We... ###$, I really don't ######6 know. Maybe something Oscar-ish? Maybe Part 4? Who the ###$ knows.
-C.Nic

... just kidding! Seriously, I gained 1000+ views on the blog in under a week, and then it drops off like Joan Rivers chin when someone told her it looks like balls.

So, touchy subject, we won't touch it again. Sorry, kids! Frankly, we don't give a $#%^ about the subject anymore. It just feels like excessive bitching. Like, we (well, more me I ######6 guess) like to ######6 rant (as some of you may know), and one of our least favorite ######6 things is unemployment, because it makes us feel like ######6 losers. So were kind of taking this as "C., shut the ###$ up, no one wants to hear you bitch and moan about how you can't get a ######6 job".

So, there we go. Were ######6 done with the subject.

-C.Nic
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>>NEXT TIME: TK finally talks in the "Me, personally" deal. This is going to be a ######6 nightmare to transcribe...

So, I have never had a job in my life. Well, sorta. Nic works for the family business, but that really doesn't count, since its $100/month. You ######6 heard right: $100 bucks a ######6 month. Nic says its better than nothing, I say "###$ that! We can do better than that!". But we can't, unfortunately.

60 Minutes had an amazing report on how #######5 it us for people who have been unemployed for more than 3 years (Which, I guess, qualifies us), and the stigma attached to it, in this case, means "Unemployed over 3 years equals lazy bastard". And that's simply not true in the majority of the cases, its just that people, quite simply, can't get hired.

Add that to the stigma that Mental Illness carries, that we are all crazy bastards who can't concentrate or can't think about anything other than "I must kill all my co-workers", then we are well and truly ###$.

Heres the cure: Get all the smart people with mental illnesses together, and let them be our spokesmen. That ######6 simple. "Hi, I'm C., and I have a Dissociative disorder. I'm not smarter than all of you combined, but your ###$ should we be on Jeopardy together"-kind of deal.

However, if that doesn't work, then maybe trying to prove that those with mental illness are better at everything than normal folk are will do the trick. Its not really that hard, as most normal people are ######6 imbeciles who, not only cannot spell imbeciles correctly, have no idea just how ######6 stupid they are. And the second someone tries to point it out, were the assholes. Sure. But that still makes you an idiot, still. At least I know how ######6 physics works. Asshole.

But still, they get preference over jobs, because they had a 2-day stint at Moxie Java and they're not "PSYCHO", or "INSANE". As much as I ######6 hate that stigma of mental illness = PSYCHOPATHIC MONSTER GET AWAY WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!, at least we have something to go off of. You want a job? Your super qualified for it? You didn't get it, and it went to some bimbo who likes ######6 Mtv? Say "GIMME DA JOB #######2 OR I BE BLOWIN YO ASS UP ALONG WIT DAT SHIDDI RESTURANT OF YOURS oh sorry, I have a sugar imbalance". If they've come this far with stereotypes, it should work. Cause if ######6 morons can get hired while being ######6 morons, why can't we act crazy and NOT expect it to work, even if just part of the time?

-C.Nic

I have decided that if women are just going to be mad at me and not tell me what I did wrong, or even if it wasn't my fault they won't tell me, I have decided I'm just going to pile on more.

Maybe because you wont talk NOW is why your having this personal problem. Maybe if you ######6 told somebody who was interested (Me, in this case) what the ###$ was wrong, maybe I wouldn't have to go to extreme measures to coax a ######6 answer.

So instead, until you ######6 tell me, I will just make you suffer more. Being nice has gotten no where, and I do always try the "Be nice, build a trust"-FBI type response first. If that wont work, ###$ it. I'll go after you like the Nazi's after Anne ######6 Frank. I will become the biggest asshole in the world, and I will make it either extremely clear to you that I want to ######6 hear whats up, or make you never want to see me again. Either way, I'll win, because if you tell me, then our relationship builds. If you don't ever want to see me again, good. Maybe you'll take it as a hint and tell me whats wrong now and shut the ###$ up later when its not needed. And even if you do just ######6 leave like a child for no ######6 reason as I'm asking "Whats wrong", then I'll ######6 tell you to ###$ off.

Acting like a child has never served anyone over the age of 15. Tell me what is wrong when I kindly ask you, and if you refuse, I will either coax it out of you or just ######6 walk away, and your chance to vent is gone. ######6 talk when needed. Thats all.

-C.Nic
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>>NEXT TIME: Part 3 of 8, with TK. God, how will that ######6 work?