So, because we unfriended everyone who did the annoying "TAGGED!" posts, I have no idea what questions the guys should be asked. The one time I need those questions, and all the people are gone. Its both satisfying and stupefying: I need those questions, but I do not miss those people at all. And since the internet concurs, that these posts and people are incredibly annoying, I cannot find them anywhere. So instead, here are 9 questions I made up, with 2 or so from images I found online. -NicS
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1. What is your best quality?
2. What is your worst quality?
3. Where do you see yourself in 7 years?
4. If you were given the chance to integrate, would you? Why or why not?
5. What is your dream job?
6. What is your opinion on sex/relationships.
7. Do you have any regrets?
8. What is one thing about the other alters that bugs you.
9. Anything you'd like to add?
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1. My best quality is, unequivocally, my ability to learn and pick up on things 20x faster than the idiots around me. Seriously, just today, we were in lines at ######6 Walgreens, and the woman in front of me was a baby boomer (OF ######6 COURSE), and she couldn't ######6 figure out that she was sliding her credit card on the wrong ######6 side; she had it upside down, basically. And the ######6 lady BEHIND the counter didn't even catch this! I caught that the ######6 SECOND I saw this. Thats just a #######5 example, though. I just catch on quickly with practical things.

2.My worst? My ######6 inability to shut up. You read my journals often? You know I'm a ######6 ranter, and, in retrospect, most of my $#%^ doesn't make ANY ######6 sense, or its ######6 BRILLIANT. But I'll give another great ######6 example: Recently, this guy named Karzan, very nice guy I knew from my Theater class last semester (Which I ######6 bombed, by the ######6 way), found me on Facebook. It only took ONE ######6 conversation via chat for him to NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN. I knew from class he was from Kazakhstan, which I assumed was an Arab country. TURNS OUT THE ######6 COUNTRY ENDING IN "STAN" IS IN THE MIDDLE OF ######6 EUROPE/ASIA. It can be described as the most northern Arab country if you were a ######6 idiot like I was, but apparently this (rightfully) offended him. So I ######6 apologized, but that's it. I also made a crack that guys from South Carolina were just a bunch of dumb hicks because he said one guy in the army didn't believe him when he said there wasn't 52 states, there's only 50. All I said was the guy probably ######6 thought "He looks and talks A-Rab, so he musta be dun deported now" or something along those lines. Now, I have apologized twice, but still, ######6 nothing!

3. 7 Years? ###$, man. I'm an improviser. I gave up on planning YEARS ago, because it didn't ######6 work as according to plan, whatever "It" was at that time. Planning only leads to some kind of disappointment down the road, so why do that to yourself?

4. ###$ no. Thats like the death penalty for me. And I know I'm an asshole and all, but seriously? The inability to do ANYTHING with ANYONE ever the ###$ again?! ###$ no. ###$ that. ###$ that $#%^.

5. It used to be actor, cause I'm really good at that $#%^, but now its more something behind the scenes in TV production. Nic is INSANELY talented with those technical aspects, so it wouldn't be a stretch to suggest we do something technical. My dream job remains being some kind of performer, and we have done paid comedy gigs, but now that they started bringing in pro comedians to Liquid Lounge in downtown Boise, all the money goes to them. Which is fine, but it also means the death of amateur hour, which did stomp on my dream a little bit right there.

6. Once upon a ######6 time, I was in a relationship with a girl I loved named Kelsey W.. Then one day, she sends me a text saying "No more sex". I still thought...

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Sex train conclusion: Your better than him/her, blah blah blah. Frankly, whenever I started writing about it, I got sleepy.

So today, we decided to get Panda Express for lunch, cause why the ###$ not, and the entire time we were ordering, we had NO ######6 IDEA who was ordering.

Heres why: When you have DID, you figure out little details about the other guys in your system, like Zack has great posture, I curse a ######6 lot, David can't pronounce the ######6 word "Crayons" correctly, TK raises his shoulders and sorta "Claws" his hands, etc. So when were not sure who's in front (Which does ######6 happen, cause its not like we can look in a mirror and say "Oh ###$! There you are!"), we just ask "Who the ###$ is in front?" And normally we get a response, not because the guy up front says "OH ###$, ITS DAVID!!!", its more like a roll call to see who's not currently there.

Thats why Nic has the main 4 (Me, him, Zack and TK), and the other 4 (David, Derrick, JR2 and Brian), because he knows us better, and because we are out more; between those two circles, we can figure out who the ###$ is in front 95% of the time in under 5 seconds.

Today took 2 minutes. Why? Because today was ever DID-ers nightmare: A combo.

You see, another awesome thing we have is "stealing voices", which is mimicking what one guy sounds like... and that's it. It came about from a sort-of natural evolution: we didn't want to have to constantly tell people that we sounded weird because we had a cold or phlegm or whatever, and that's why we sounded weird. Most people know Nic's voice. It stands out in a ######6 crowd; he is constantly told that he would be great in broadcasting. And with that, added to the fact that Nic was (and is) a popular guy because he's nice and witty (and believe it or not, people dig that funny $#%^), people know HIM. And a voice is a big part to someones identity. So if it were to change for whatever reason suddenly, the natural and polite question is "What the ###$ is wrong with your ######6 voice?!". Or something like that.

So, we try to "steal" each other's voices. Some might ask "Well, why not just Nic's voice; after all, he IS the core". Well, first, ###$ you. We have social lives as well, and other people don't know Nic at all, they might know Me or David or Zack (HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!) and not even know Nic is even Nic. Nic doesn't even know that we talk to certain people and hit on others. Personally, Nic and I are in sync 100%; if he learns something, I learn something; if he leans towards one ideology, I lean towards that ideology, etc. With that ######6 thing in mind, understand that my memories are not ######6 his. If he wants, he can look at them, sure, but certain things, like sex, that's a ######6 no-no. And that's fine, cause he has no interest in sex (or so he says...)

Then there's things like Posture, which, for the dumbasses reading this, is how you sit and stand. Good posture is sitting up straight with your shoulders square and arms at your sides, etc. Bad posture is me slouching in my swivel chair at 11:45 at night because I got nothing else better to do. And by slouching, I mean "Ass hanging off the edge comfortably". But I digress. Zack has the best posture out of any of us, it is impeccable. He prides himself on his good posture. And he should. It really ######6 good. TK, however, raises his shoulders and bows his head slightly, as if he were ready to attack something at any given ######6 time. Thats just his philosophy, so go figure, he ######6 does that. However, David, being a gay man from the eastern USA, kinda walks with this sort of swagger that I can only describe as "Trying too hard".

So, with all this info cued in, usually calculated instantly in our heads ("e^(i*pi) + 1" kind of fast), we usually can figure out ASAP who the ###$ is in front.

The guy ordered chow mein, orange chicken...

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For the last 8 months, I've held out hope that my ex would have sex with me again. She didn't even talk to us once. We had no communication with her (including texting, in person, calls, ANYTHING) after May 28th, 2011 (at 8:11 PM), when she sent us the text message "I dont want to have sex with you anymore. Sorry" [sic].

For 8 months, I held out hope she would contact me and say "My boyfriend is terrible, come ###$ me again". But, alas, nothing. It wasn't until about 2 weeks ago that I just texted her saying we hadn't spoken in a while and I missed her that she actually began talking to me again.

Ladies/Gentlemen, you always make the first move.

Fast forward a little, and the latest (and hopefully last) text I got from her was Saturday, January 28th, at 6:29 PM:
"Okay thanks. . Well i gWg, im high." [sic]

Step two: Realize your smarter than him/her, and he/she's been giving you constant evidence you were too blind to see.

In June of 2011, she and a friend got busted for smoking pot in a parking lot. As part of their plea bargain, they have to submit to a random drug test 1 time per month, for a year. She told me she had not taken any drug test all month, which means that they will be testing soon. Now, they don't do holidays or weekends, and pot lasts in a persons system something like 2-3 days minimum before the THC starts to break down and/or dissolve. So if she smoked pot Saturday night, and there are only 3 days left in the month, with a guarantee of drug testing on Monday or Tuesday, who will soon be ###$ legally?! MY EX!!!

Step 3: Look back, and be honest, even if it takes 3 1/2 hours.

But there were more clues. More answers left to be recovered. Having DID means that sometimes some alters hold memories others do not. Was I missing something, or was I simply being an arrogant horny bastard who wouldn't take "No" for an answer? Was my "I would not rest until I had sex with her one last time" attitude the problem, or did we already have sex again and I just wasn't aware?

What was discovered...

CONTINUED IN PART 2, TOMORROW, CAUSE I'M TIRED AND TRYING TO CUT BACK ON LENGTH.
-C.Nic

Congratulations to Shawn and Gus for 50,000 episodes. When I first found "Psych", I was incredibly intrigued by the concept of a fake psychic detective, and by the time I got through season 4 on Netflix, I knew I had to see if there were others who enjoyed the show. I immediately searched for "Psych Forums".

Then I found out that I had DID, and joined THIS "PsychForums". What a cop-out. Ironically, THIS PsychForums just hit 50,000 members... so, that's notable, I guess.

Anyways, in all seriousness, congrats to the team, I hope the new advertising plan can help them keep up with the server costs, and if there is anything we could ever do to help, just let any of us know and we'll be there ASAP. But, specifically, ask for Nic. He knows Java. Kinda.

Congrats!
-NicS, C.Nic.

Ford drivers are, without a doubt, the best drivers in the world. They are almost ALWAYS older folks who drive with such precision... its just incredible. I honestly believe they are the best in the world.

So why is it that EVERY SINGLE ######6 FORD DRIVER IS A DICK?!

Heres the basics: We got our drivers license 2 weeks ago, and have covered 250+ miles driving around, doing courier jobs for our mom's office and driving to houses to clean for extra side cash. Its a great gig, and I ######6 LOVE IT. It makes me happy to wake up in the morning, to know I'm going to a ######6 gig that I love doing so ######6 much.

But the one thing I ######6 HATE MORE THAN ANYTHING IS ######6 FORD DRIVERS. They are the most horrible drivers out there, because they're dicks. Now when I say horrible driver, you either think of Asians (Don't ######6 deny it, we lived with one for a year. We know) or idiots texting, drinking out of big gulp containers, ######6 with the radio, combing their hair all while swerving like crazy into one lane or the other.

Well, Ford drivers aren't like that. They're all baby boomers, and those assholes are now middle-aged, at minimum. (I'll get to that asshole bit in a second). They have been driving for 40-something years now, and they know EVERYTHING. And some of them (and you can pick them out when your on the road) hate something major in their life, be it their spouse, kids, job, taxes, bills, you name it. And for whatever reason, driving normal, then suddenly jerking halfway into my lane and back into their own lane seems to make them happy.

Now, 2 weeks ago, I just thought it was old people with bad eye sight, and just let it go with the occasional "###$ YOU" shouted from 2 city blocks away, followed by my middle finger. Then, about 8 days ago, it happened 2x within 3 miles of each other, and I began to wonder "Is it me?" So, I stuck Nic's GoPro camera on the ######6 hood of the car and pointed it at the road, and when I looked at the ######6 footage later on, I was dead center in the middle of the lane, except for when I was turning around corners at major intersections or just ######6 changing lanes. I wasn't 100% perfect, but I wasn't endangering other drivers around me.

So for the last ######6 week or so, I've had to drive with these assholes on the road trying to piss me off. And I finally figured it ######6 out: Its ageism. They hate me because I'm a young driver, and they want to "Teach me a lesson" or some $#%^ like that. Its more specifically Ephebiphobia, but I can't ######6 pronounce that $#%^, so ###$ that, mommy.

Nic, David and Zack are the kindest and most mature ######6 people I know, and its because of their maturity that they are able to multitask so well and get all their $#%^ done fast and 100% accurate. Their main motivation comes from an old idea of mine, that everything we used to love has become mediocre, so now its our job to make it a quality product again. #######5 accounting ###$ up the economy and ruined millions, if not a billion, lives. We make sure every account is even, with petty cash on hand if there's extra to be given or taken. Were not excessive, we just do our job, and we ######6 do it well. We exceed in doing the best possible job, and were (except for David and Derrick) just ######6 18. Mostly ALLLLLL of my old High School classmates have no job, those who do say they hate it (Although I suspect otherwise...), the few like me who love it don't get paid much (but its okay, because we love it still), and at least a good 20 or so of them have gotten a DUI or some other charge. This dumbass wannabe gangster wigger ###$ named Ethan got arrested recently for stabbing a guy in the shoulder. No, seriously. (If I find the news article online, I promise I will post it). We have never done ANY DRUGS, EVER. None. Not a sip of alcohol or any pot, even though both runs in our family history. I only assaulted a teacher because he was mocking me in...

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