From: Regina
To: Literally Everyone

I'm a fool for all the times I've ever expected ANY human being to exhibit even a hint of common sense when it isn't convenient for them. Every time I turn around, I hear or read some absolute bull**** that only proves that having ANY expectations of ANY human being (other than for stupidity & failure) is MAGICAL F**KING THINKING.

If I hold you to the standards you ACTUALLY measure up to, I would NEVER be disappointed or even caught off guard by the ass-backward s**t you do, believe, & say.

I find that getting pissed off every time someone says something ABSOLUTELY WRONG & STUPID is a 24/7 job. I don't have time for that s**t. I'm not gonna have a heart attack at 30 because I can't accept the fact that YOU are scum.

Instead I'm gonna work on lowering (or rather, obliberating) my expectations of humans down to a more realistic level; where I'll instinctively know not to put any severity of hopeless stupidity past you.

& I can go back to smiling in your abominal faces.

I love hurting people.
I love helping people.

I gain different but equally gratifying satisfaction out of each of these things.

I'm not all one or all the other. & neither is "bad" in my book.

Unfortunately, I haven't had much of a chance to do either lately.

This is Day 3 of me GETTING A LIFE.

I bet y'all didn't think I was serious.

But I am.

This is day two of me trying to get a life. So far, so good.

I need to get a life.

This is Day 1 of me pursuing a life: I plan on whoring my ass off all today tomorrow.