And given that they exist why are they not apple flavoured? And why are the purple ones in the UK not grape flavoured - which is so much nice than blackcurrant. If I was Queen Of The World here are 10 more things I would change about various products and services we are blessed with on this earth.
1. Have pointy ends on things that are squeezy like ketchup bottles so a whole load does not get wasted as it cant get out of the squeezy hole without you shaking it and getting it all over yourself
2. Arrange for no direct debits to leave your account on a Monday so you have a day to get things sorted if you need to move some money in order to pay for something and have not had the chance to do it on Friday or over the weekend
3. Make Juicy Fruit gum sugar free
4. Have an easy way to test water when going on flights so you can take it on the plane with you rather than having to keep bugging the stewardess for some (can you tell I am on lithium
)5. Have quorn coming with herbs and garlic as a mince form as well as without
6. Give sugar free polos the same taste and texture as normal polos
7. Ban corner shops from selling things above the RRP
8. Have all light fixtures either screw fitting or bayonet so you dont have to remember what yours are when you are buying light bulbs
9. Remove meat based gelatin from all products and replace with vegetarian so there is no confusion about this
10. Sell cheese, marmite and cucumber sandwiches in all sandwich shops
Cracked