That moment when someone says, "You should try..." or "You haven't..." & I'm just like: "How do you know I haven't?" Even funnier if I HAVE.

How about this?
Before you paint a picture for yourself of who I am, what my life's been like or what I've done and haven't done...

TRY ASKING ME FIRST!

Holy sh!t. Who would have thought that you could learn more about a person by actually learning about them, than you could by making assumptions that come from a place that's all about YOU. Just you, so wrapped up in your own issues and perspective that you don't even realize you're speaking to another human being. Who is not you. Who is nothing like you. Who you know nothing about.

Just ask yourself, "Are the conclusions I'm drawing about this person based on any facts I have gathered ABOUT THEM, or did it somehow manage to squeeze past my HEAD and FALL OUT OF MY ASS?"

Jesus.