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Re: Are there space aliens on the internet? (Ned is Dead)

Postby Parador » Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:46 pm

From now on I'm only speaking in alien.

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Re: Are there space aliens on the internet? (Ned is Dead)

Postby GuySmiley » Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:14 pm

Man, you can't say splogy kerplak on here! You lookin' to get banned?
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Re: Are there space aliens on the internet? (Ned is Dead)

Postby Parador » Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:24 pm

Morperk ti ktplaak bgarepip sfgortiipy og dtpaagoolast mergloogipaan? ( Am I allowed to post a link to a dating profile? )
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Re: Are there space aliens on the internet? (Ned is Dead)

Postby Parador » Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:30 pm

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member13068014.htm

Ptiorgap twickit pptaarpan fdiliat (That should be it.)
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Re: Are there space aliens on the internet? (Ned is Dead)

Postby Parador » Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:48 pm

Ti sporgit qwtarpy gfryttim ti dlop horf ztbeppig ( I don't remember where I got the pics)

Ti gloppit vbtrebit og blerpy klot. ( I haven't started a thread yet)

Ti ghlop zkpetei glperty bouy skogp lert. ( I have posted responses.)

poF moron:
Guys - Do you prefer small nipples? I'm not talking about breast size. Just the arealoa (the dark part in the middle, with the pointy thing in the middle of it).
I have had implants for many years. Went to see the plastic surgeon today. He said he thinks my nipples need to be made smaller. He said the ideal size is 38-45 (I'm assuming this is some metric measurement, but I'm clueless about metric). He said mine are 60 (25% too large, if my math is right).
I have 38DD breasts, on a 5'11" body.
Does nipple size affect how attractive a woman's breasts are? Thanks for your honesty.


Gllloppo:

Does the size of nipple affect the quantity of milk a breast is able to produce? If so, I would think a larger nipple would produce more milk and be more attractive from a biological standpoint. Even better would be a breast with multiple nipples. Is that possible? Can your sugeon do that for you?


other pof moron;

Dont so much care about the size, just make sure you don't have 3 of them.


Glloppo:

Are there females with 3? That would seem to be a better way to feed multiple offspring, and hence a favorable mutation. If that could be accomplished through surgery at a reasonable cost then it would certainly be desirable. I don't understand why 3 breasts would be considered undesirable.
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Re: Are there space aliens on the internet? (Ned is Dead)

Postby Parador » Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:30 pm

pof moron:

Ok, so I am not experienced with online dating, and I am really new to this. But supposing I saw somebody here I wanted to meet, what would be a good thing to say in a message that does not seem awkward or weird? No luck with finding anybody thus far, but I just could use some good tips.


Gllloppo:
I too am wondering how this works. Is your purpose here to mate or breed? We find that some humans prefer to mate without breeding. You should specify that in your first message I would think. It seems odd that a straightforward message with simple content such as "would you care to breed with me?" is not deemed socially acceptable. Most species have some sort of ritual involving a series of coordinated movements. It does not seem possible to do that on a site such as this. Perhapss that capability could be added.



another thread:
Looking For Venues Other Than POF

I've been talking to women randomly in public places and have had the same level of success/failure. So I've decided to try other venues to meet and actually speak with women, because at least then if I get rejected I will have had the benefit of getting rejected face-to-face rather than the old "read/deleted" FU. I've been taking salsa lessons for the past few months and I think that was a really good idea. Anyone have any other suggestions where I can meet women in a social setting where it's acceptable, even expected, to talk to random strangers?


Gllloppo:

Ah yes - the series of coordinated movements in many mating ritauls is called a dance. Are there not venues where you can display this mating dance to eligible females? Many species mate using phermonal scents. There would seem to be no way to do this over your internet. Would it be possible to capture a series of eligible females and get them alone long enough to become attracted to your phermonal output?
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Re: Are there space aliens on the internet? (Ned is Dead)

Postby Parador » Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:38 pm

No. I guess I should do something now that I have time on my hands. i've been sleeping more and watching more Tv since I've been suspended.
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