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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread

Postby Bellicose » Tue May 14, 2019 9:44 pm

At least my eyes being insulted is more interesting than this.

Please continue.
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread

Postby Greebo » Wed May 15, 2019 12:23 am

Manners73 wrote:I don't know what's worse: having your eyes too close together or too far apart.
In terms of attractiveness? too close together is worse but it really comes down to symmetry with the other facial features
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread

Postby Reaper » Wed May 15, 2019 1:34 am

Bellicose wrote:Literally posted a bunch of pics of things that I have done and I have a queue of people wanting me to do the same to them.


Where are these pics? I'd like to see what you've done. Curiosity killed the cat and all that crap.

Feel free to send them to my inbox. I don't expect you to post them on here.
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread

Postby Manners73 » Wed May 15, 2019 4:48 am

Greebo wrote:
Manners73 wrote:I don't know what's worse: having your eyes too close together or too far apart.
In terms of attractiveness? too close together is worse but it really comes down to symmetry with the other facial features


Yes I mean attractiveness. I saw a man on telly and his eyes were so far apart they were almost on the sides of his head. I've never seen anything like it.
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread

Postby Squaredonutwheels » Wed May 15, 2019 9:53 am

^hahahaha

I wonder if he has a wider field of view than the average person.
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread

Postby Manners73 » Wed May 15, 2019 4:44 pm

Squaredonutwheels wrote:^hahahaha

I wonder if he has a wider field of view than the average person.


Well that's what I was thinking but I was having trouble spelling peripheral vision at 6 this morning and I didn't fancy getting ripped for my illiteracy.

He had a lovely smile though and that was wider than normal as well.

I wonder what his girth was like?
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread

Postby Bellicose » Wed May 15, 2019 6:59 pm

I knew a guy once who had really far apart eyes. We called him Snarky. He shaved off his hair too.

I've had no sleep and I was meant to work until late but then ants decided to start a colony in one of our computers and that ended that. Little ant eggs and everything. Explains why its been a bit slow recently.
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread

Postby Reaper » Thu May 16, 2019 3:54 am

I had an interesting dream last night. I had somehow found a hidden portal that allowed access to another dimension, and because everything in that dimension was the same as this one, I knew where a lot of money was that could be stolen - 45 million dollars to be exact. The job to steal the money required a team effort, so I hired two other 'qualified' people to do the job with me on the agreement that we'd split the money three ways, assuming the heist was successful.

The heist did go well. It was the perfect crime because back in the dimension we came from the money was still untouched, so nobody even knew that we'd stolen it (in a different dimension). In the end, we were each 15 million dollars richer.

Too bad it's not possible in reality. Oh well, at least I can dream.
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread

Postby Greebo » Thu May 16, 2019 5:15 am

I seem to have shanzeek trying to engage me again. :roll:

Would one of you of a more personable bent like to take over the role as whatever kind of daddy surrogate she seems to require? I know some of you use this place to meet girls, I expect a grandiose narcissist would go down a treat.
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread

Postby justonemoreperson » Thu May 16, 2019 6:03 am

Shanzeek and Greebo, sitting in a tree...
I'm not arguing; I'm explaining why I'm right.
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