I see my neighbor tanning in nude a lot

Well one weekend I was out in my backyard and moments later I hear her and friends talking and turning on music. I often hear loud music coming from my neighbors, so it's not surprising to me and just ignore it as usual. Anyways me being outside, over heard them saying $#%^ about how their tits and ass look and other personal convos. Curious now(I'm a guy), I went back inside to get a view of them.

So I went upstairs, to get a good look. They were completely naked and tanning. They also have a pool and swim naked. They're in their late teen years, to early 20s.

I'd get so into watching them, that it's almost like an addiction. Anyways, this one time I was getting anxious about me watching them because I'd suspect them to know I've been looking this whole time. Every time one of them turns their head to my direction, I would feel this guilt and embarrassment.

So having enough and to the point of me thinking they saw me, I went outside to the backyard (went out front, to the side, so they wouldn't see me) All of this was to hear if they were talking about me. I could barely hear them because of the music and make sense to the situation. Oh I forgot to mention that, I have this weird phobia where if I'm near a woman and see her sexually, I worry she will realize I'm staring and think she probably knows. I start sweating, then I blurt out "big booty" and walk away real fast as she stares at me. I don't know why I have to announce it when I like booty but it relaxes me because then I know for sure she knows I stared at her booty and will stop thinking about it. So that being said, I walked by their wall and blurted out "big butts attract" and walked back inside, hoping that they heard me.

dude. this is where you have to step up. just knock on their door and say something to start a conversation. be like "ahh such a nice day out, u mind if i take a dip in the pool with you guys?" and if she lets you in dude, your golden. i mean if your a good looking dude near their age, something good will happen like them blowing you or you ######6 them. you only live once man, dont pussy out like i always do.

let me know what happens, have confidence.

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apparently, i'm the only one who recognizes this as a troll thread. "big butts attract" lol