OMG HELP!!!

HI!!!! I'm looking for complete and random strangers to accurately diagnose me with SPD with little information! I think I have SPD Like this one time during a movie, a really sad part came on and I didn't cry. This other time one of my friends wanted to hang out and I felt like staying home that day so I didn't go. Another time some complete stranger came up to me and criticized me and it didn't have a huge impact. Another time when I was crying my mom came over and tried to pay me a compliment and it didn't make me feel tons better. I don't always smile, too. Also, I have less than 100 friends on facebook.
DO I HAVE SPD??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS:Anyone here want to friend me on facebook?

LOL WE CAN'T EVEN DIAGNOSE YOU BECAUSE NONE OF US R PSYCHOLOLOLOLOLOLOGISTS

Honestly though, I think we should have a little message thing at the top like they do on the other boards that says we can't diagnose them, they should see a psychologist, labels don't matter, and name the traits with examples. That would pretty much eradicate these types of posts.

Can't decide if seriously retarded or trolling.

Zomonada wrote:LOL WE CAN'T EVEN DIAGNOSE YOU BECAUSE NONE OF US R PSYCHOLOLOLOLOLOLOGISTS

Honestly though, I think we should have a little message thing at the top like they do on the other boards that says we can't diagnose them, they should see a psychologist, labels don't matter, and name the traits with examples. That would pretty much eradicate these types of posts.

I doubt that. People come here for an opinion. It doesn't matter if there are professionals here.

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OMG, you poor person, you must be SO LONELY AND UHNAPPY AND SAD!!!!!111oneone
I can befriend you on Facebook with my all 5 accounts!
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coloroftruthisgray wrote:Can't decide if seriously retarted or trolling.

Rather -> joking

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coloroftruthisgray wrote:Can't decide if seriously retarded or trolling.

You forgot the picture needed for this sentence
just want to try out how this works

I felt like posting some silly/exaggerated thread that's sort of an outlet for all the slight frustration I see when newcomers post this type of stuff. And, also to make fun of those posts.

DO U THINK IM THE PURE VARIATION??? I NEED SOME NOTES TO TAKE TO MY PSYCHIATRIST!!!

Effusive wrote:DO U THINK IM THE PURE VARIATION?

Probably socially awkward with a little bit of HPD mixed in there. Not really sure, but definitely a mongrel. Pure breeds are very rare and special and can only be spotted if you first soak yourself in schizoid urine to hide the smell of normal.