I'm looking for complete and random strangers to accurately diagnose me with SPD with little information!
I think I have SPD
Like this one time during a movie, a really sad part came on and I didn't cry. This other time one of my friends wanted to hang out and I felt like staying home that day so I didn't go.
Another time some complete stranger came up to me and criticized me and it didn't have a huge impact. Another time when I was crying my mom came over and tried to pay me a compliment and it didn't make me feel tons better. I don't always smile, too.
Also, I have less than 100 friends on facebook.
DO I HAVE SPD??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS:Anyone here want to friend me on facebook?
A schizoid and a friend walk into a bar and the bartender looks at the friend and asks "What will you have?" to which he replies "A beer.", and then the bartender looks at the schizoid and asks "And you?", to which the schizoid wakes up in a cold sweat.