GET OFF MY LAND!

I hereby claim this forum as my territory, officially recorded by Land Registry persons. Please leave immediately, there's no place for you here.

Read the rules - I posted first so I owns it!

Squatters Rights!

Okay, I've thought about what you said, and you can stay here if you like, as long as you're fairly quiet and don't leave too much mess lying around.

I wouldn't want to throw you out if you've nowhere else to go.

If it's alright with you, I'll take the room next to the selective mutism forum, it's peaceful what with them being so quiet and everything

You moved out! And I hadn't even noticed! Eek! When was it? Yesterday? The day before? Well no matter, I'm glad I was there for you in your time of need. Perhaps you're back on your feet again, heading for better things.

I hope so.

Fond wishes,

moose.

P.S You left your collection of latex dolls behind.
And then there's that 5 quid I lent you
My collection of Primus and Les Claypool cds seem to have vanished, did you borrow them?
I've just realised my TV's missing.... ...... and all my other stuff.........

Aaaaaaarrrghh! You robbed me you BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!