I'm not really sure if Somatoform includes Hypochondria but I'd say that the two combined pretty much define and dominate my entire life.
On a constant and continual basis I diagnose myself with various medical disorders/diseases (ranging from superficial to deadly to rare and unheard of maladies) and diagnose myself with different psychological disorders, such as: Generalized Anxiety, Panic attacks, OCD, Depression, Schizotypal, Schizophrenia, Bypolar, Narcissism, Borderline...
With the medical diagnosis: I've experienced so many ...