favorite movie one liners

There's a Dennis Hopper/Keifer Sutherland movie called "Flashback".

Hopper's character Huey Walker has some great lines. Here's a few of my faves.



When being released from jail.......
"If you guys ever thought about brightening this place up, like, you know, a few plants, some flowers, you’d attract a better class of criminal. And man, if I can say one other thing, the room service sucks, and so do some of the customers."

When being taken to court on train.......
John Buckner (Keifer Sutherland): "You want to know why, Mr. Walker? Because from here to Spokane, you and I are joined at the hip. You do what I say when I say it. You don't even take a piss without me watching. If you try to escape, I'm authorized to stop you any way I see fit. Do I make myself clear?"
Huey Walker: "Don't worry, kid. I won't give you no exuse to blow me away."
John Buckner: "That's good."
Huey Walker: "Hey, do you want to watch me piss now? "

And my fav from a recording of an old speech Huey made in the 70's....
"Wow!! What a crowd. Talk about your festivals!!

Be honest now.... show of hand. How many of you came here for the free sex!!!

Hah!! That's what I thought. Guess what? You're having free sex right now. That's right!!

I say you're being screwed right now, you don't even know it.

I'm talking about this war we're in, I'm talking about those bozo's who sit in the driver's seat of our government. They're giving to you good and all of you know what? They're not even going to call you in the morning to say thanks."

"I'm 37!"

Clerks, nuff said!

From the Clice Barker movie Nightbreed:
" It's all true
God is an astronaut
Oz is over the rainbow
and Midian is where the monsters live."

In case you didn't know the movie was a flop because it was re-cut into a slasher movie. It was actually the movie adaptation of Clive Barkers book "Cabal". It was cut because the test audiences couldn't cope with the movie being about horrific monsters who are the good guys. Recently the proper cut restored and currently there is a campaign to have it remastered. To that end there are showings of the original cut to fund it. If you're interested look up Occupy Midian on Google.

It's my second favourite movie of all time.

"Sometimes people call me Mr. Craft. C-R-A-F-T. Can't Remember A F*cking Thing."
- from Mr. Nobody when main character is 118 yrs old.

That moment in Men in Black after the coroner has been told, "It's your problem now," as she's left alone with the body.

I hate the living.

What? Don't we all have moments like that?