My tansducer is broken so I'm trapped on planet Earth for longer than I initially thought. Its not a problem I quite like it here. Its much better than Zog anyway, which is a tiny place on planet Zig, so tiny you probably haaven't heard of it.

I'm here to investigate human life form not to take over your planet or cause you any harm. so far I have witnessed Jeremy Kyle and find it difficult to see how this is entertainment, unless of course people watch to realise their lives are not as bad as they first thought. I have also been enjoying Britains got talent but cant see how the dalek man was funny because daleks are the enemy and should be exterminated.

That is all for now. Energy levels low due to hayfever - I'm not used to all this grass.

Obviously to write this I've had to use Google Translate so any mistakes are not really mine!