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Things I Learnt At Med School

Permanent Linkby CrackedGirl on Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:35 am

Never have sex whilst wearing a Holter monitor or you are liable to be discussed in a lecture theatre full of students.

Always throw away dirty bong water

Never inhale cigar smoke

How to say phaeochromocytoma

Never stare at the forehead of someone who has a weird looking forehead, esp if they are in a position of power over you

Never park in the Dean's parking space

Be careful of rape alarms in lecture theatres

Never drink more than one drink containing 5 shots

Never trust rugby players

Never drink and ski

Never bite your other half's tongue whilst trying to be romantic

Never ever volunteer the fact you are a med student

Never be late for lectures led by mean lecturers when there is no back entrance to your lecture theatre

Always look for things about your lecturers that you can parody at the Revue

Treasure the diamond tutors

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Re: Things I Learnt At Med School

Permanent Linkby DJM19 on Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:22 am

And next week, we'll find out which ones happened to Cracked personally ;)
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Re: Things I Learnt At Med School

Permanent Linkby CrackedGirl on Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:48 am

You mean to say that you think I did anything at uni other than study in the library and go to lectures.

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Re: Things I Learnt At Med School

Permanent Linkby masquerade on Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:22 pm

You had me choking on my coffee with laughter!!!!!!!!!
http://youtu.be/myyITD5LWo4

http://youtu.be/IaBLhoWTkMI

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Re: Things I Learnt At Med School

Permanent Linkby CrackedGirl on Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:29 pm

Hehehehehe :mrgreen:

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Re: Things I Learnt At Med School

Permanent Linkby Restored on Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:25 pm

Brilliant! ....... I bet you did them all
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Re: Things I Learnt At Med School

Permanent Linkby CrackedGirl on Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:39 pm

not telling :mrgreen:

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Re: Things I Learnt At Med School

Permanent Linkby naomij on Sun Feb 19, 2012 12:42 pm

Ahaha you had sex wearing a Holter monitor! That made me laugh so much :P
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Re: Things I Learnt At Med School

Permanent Linkby CrackedGirl on Sun Feb 19, 2012 2:24 pm

A lady never tells lol

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Re: Things I Learnt At Med School

Permanent Linkby DJM19 on Mon Feb 20, 2012 2:31 pm

Mother always said 'rules are there because they've been done before, mainly by the person who sets them...sometimes' ;)
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Re: Things I Learnt At Med School

Permanent Linkby CrackedGirl on Tue Feb 21, 2012 12:20 pm

Teeheehee - but I am a paragon of virtue

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