Never have sex whilst wearing a Holter monitor or you are liable to be discussed in a lecture theatre full of students.
Always throw away dirty bong water
Never inhale cigar smoke
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Never stare at the forehead of someone who has a weird looking forehead, esp if they are in a position of power over you
Never park in the Dean's parking space
Be careful of rape alarms in lecture theatres
Never drink more than one drink containing 5 shots
Never trust rugby players
Never drink and ski
Never bite your other half's tongue whilst trying to be romantic
Never ever volunteer the fact you are a med student
Never be late for lectures led by mean lecturers when there is no back entrance to your lecture theatre
Always look for things about your lecturers that you can parody at the Revue
Treasure the diamond tutors
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