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Who the ###$ is in front? by C.Nic

Permanent Linkby NicS on Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:08 am

Sex train conclusion: Your better than him/her, blah blah blah. Frankly, whenever I started writing about it, I got sleepy.

So today, we decided to get Panda Express for lunch, cause why the ###$ not, and the entire time we were ordering, we had NO ######6 IDEA who was ordering.

Heres why: When you have DID, you figure out little details about the other guys in your system, like Zack has great posture, I curse a ######6 lot, David can't pronounce the ######6 word "Crayons" correctly, TK raises his shoulders and sorta "Claws" his hands, etc. So when were not sure who's in front (Which does ######6 happen, cause its not like we can look in a mirror and say "Oh ###$! There you are!"), we just ask "Who the ###$ is in front?" And normally we get a response, not because the guy up front says "OH ###$, ITS DAVID!!!", its more like a roll call to see who's not currently there.

Thats why Nic has the main 4 (Me, him, Zack and TK), and the other 4 (David, Derrick, JR2 and Brian), because he knows us better, and because we are out more; between those two circles, we can figure out who the ###$ is in front 95% of the time in under 5 seconds.

Today took 2 minutes. Why? Because today was ever DID-ers nightmare: A combo.

You see, another awesome thing we have is "stealing voices", which is mimicking what one guy sounds like... and that's it. It came about from a sort-of natural evolution: we didn't want to have to constantly tell people that we sounded weird because we had a cold or phlegm or whatever, and that's why we sounded weird. Most people know Nic's voice. It stands out in a ######6 crowd; he is constantly told that he would be great in broadcasting. And with that, added to the fact that Nic was (and is) a popular guy because he's nice and witty (and believe it or not, people dig that funny $#%^), people know HIM. And a voice is a big part to someones identity. So if it were to change for whatever reason suddenly, the natural and polite question is "What the ###$ is wrong with your ######6 voice?!". Or something like that.

So, we try to "steal" each other's voices. Some might ask "Well, why not just Nic's voice; after all, he IS the core". Well, first, ###$ you. We have social lives as well, and other people don't know Nic at all, they might know Me or David or Zack (HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!) and not even know Nic is even Nic. Nic doesn't even know that we talk to certain people and hit on others. Personally, Nic and I are in sync 100%; if he learns something, I learn something; if he leans towards one ideology, I lean towards that ideology, etc. With that ######6 thing in mind, understand that my memories are not ######6 his. If he wants, he can look at them, sure, but certain things, like sex, that's a ######6 no-no. And that's fine, cause he has no interest in sex (or so he says...)

Then there's things like Posture, which, for the dumbasses reading this, is how you sit and stand. Good posture is sitting up straight with your shoulders square and arms at your sides, etc. Bad posture is me slouching in my swivel chair at 11:45 at night because I got nothing else better to do. And by slouching, I mean "Ass hanging off the edge comfortably". But I digress. Zack has the best posture out of any of us, it is impeccable. He prides himself on his good posture. And he should. It really ######6 good. TK, however, raises his shoulders and bows his head slightly, as if he were ready to attack something at any given ######6 time. Thats just his philosophy, so go figure, he ######6 does that. However, David, being a gay man from the eastern USA, kinda walks with this sort of swagger that I can only describe as "Trying too hard".

So, with all this info cued in, usually calculated instantly in our heads ("e^(i*pi) + 1" kind of fast), we usually can figure out ASAP who the ###$ is in front.

The guy ordered chow mein, orange chicken and kung pao chicken, with a sweet and sour sauce side. He spoke like Nic, but louder slightly. He was standing straight up, it almost kinda felt like we were about to scrape the ceiling with our head. And.... that's all we had.

Turns out it was Zack. Hes been coming out of his shell lately, and we are all proud of him for doing so, and then he went and got lunch on his own, chose what he wanted (AKA Our regular), and then FORGOT TO GET A ######6 FORK. So we had fun eating before class began with chopsticks found in our car.

Best part? We caught the whole thing on video. Us talking out loud, trying to figure out who the ###$ was ordering, and then 10+ minutes of us struggling to eat with broken chopsticks in our crowded ######6 car (rakes in the back, food on the passenger seat, etc.). And it was good, all around, in retrospect.

-C.Nic

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