Out of boredom, we decided to look through our old posts and found out that mostly all of them had 150+ views, minimum. Some had 200-300. The top has 1,300 views.
So we just wanted to clear some things up:
-By "Partner", I mean Travis, the guy I work with on most projects. Think of us like Mel Gibson and Danny Glover from Lethal Weapon. Not one, the one where they trust each other and actually get $#%^ done without shenanigans... you know what I mean.
-We are not gay. Well... We are 1/7th gay. David isn't "Elton John" gay, but he's certainly not "Sean Connery" straight. He's more like Hugh Jackman: he's fit and likes working out, but also has a great singling voice and loves musicals. Most recent purchase: The Book of Mormon Soundtrack, off Amazon Mp3.
-We pick a GIF every week because it gives us an excuse to check in and see how the regular board is doing. We are under mod review because C. occasionally pisses someone off (Again, sorry Jack), and the mods are smart enough to review what he say's and either allow or block. The reason we don't post that often to the main board is because we feel that our opinion generally doesn't matter in an ongoing conversation. If you were reading a board about rape and everyone there was very serious and honest, and suddenly we burst in with a joke, sure, some would like that for breaking up tension, but we would feel awkward and horrible and just plain bad afterward, thinking "We really shouldn't have done that". So C. posts whatever he wants in our blog, no restrictions whatsoever, and in turn, we don't piss people off.
-The GIF's themselves do not reflect mood, we just browse theChive until we find a GIF that we think is the best thing we've ever seen (AKA: Good for now) and use that new Google Image search by URL to find it on another site, because we can't use GIF's directly from theChive for some weird reason. Seriously, though, its ok. We like browsing, cause sometimes we find an even BETTER GIF somewhere else, like the Seinfeld one a few weeks back. But we like them because they're funny or beautiful or just awesome in general; they do not reflect mood at all.
-The reason C. posts long stories to this blog is because he likes ranting. Its how he does his improv on-stage, and its how he gets funnier. Its like practice, although we haven't been able to go on stage in about 2-3 months now, so he just likes to write whatever here. He'd like to be lifted off Mod-Review because he doesn't think the mod's like to hear his LOOOONG posts/stories, so he tries to cut it back a little bit, but as he does, he feels he gets more quality material bunched together instead of spread out like an article in Maxim or something. (We were subscribed to EGM, they just came in the mail randomly with a card saying Maxim bought the subscriber list. We only liked the articles. Swear to God.)
-We ######6 love dollar stores and hate dollar store umbrellas. But the $1 DVD's? We never buy them, but we do stare at the glaring typos the good Thai people put on the back. (Heres our example: http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/uu202/Nicsho/Mobile%20Uploads/Picture0065.jpg?t=1314340585).
Goodnight, everybody! C. wants to talk about his virginity soon, so I apologize in advance for what you will read. Also, he will defend the great Maxim articles debacle. So, sorry about that too, gents.
Goodnight!