I'm writing this at 11:39 PM MTN time because I'm still up (obviously).
TK has an obsession with animalism, one he takes quite seriously. Animalism, simply put, is the idea that humans are just animals. TK takes that as humans are animals, and therefore are allowed to mate and kill as much as we want. He will growl and snarl at people (he especially snarls every time he is triggered out of the blue), and he loves having his balls rub against the floor.
So take the "...most animalistic pose" (according to DeviantArt, apparently...), squatting with your arms up front, TK in front and the dogs to snarl at and confuse... MAGIC happens.
(Note: This... magic hipster has the right pose, if both arms were between his legs pressed palms down against the ground: http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs19/f/2007/295/9/0/Caged_Collared_notdomesticated_by_Kushielboi.jpg)
My mom was gone 9 days in Germany to visit my brother, who's stationed over there as a crew chief in-training. We were home alone for a good 8 days and 9 nights. And a good 75% of that time was C.Nic and TK at home, completely naked, crawling on the floor, jerking off everywhere and growling at the dogs. By the way, completely naked to TK and C. means no jewelry, no rings or necklaces or even bandages or tattoos. Nothing touches the skin but the floor. They wear nothing.
Heres the basic C.Nic and TK horniness cycle: Get horny>Get home>Is anyone else home? Y/N. Y=Go to bathroom and jerk off. N=Take off clothes and jerk off upstairs. Done. TK takes lead. Balls touch ground for half a second. Repeat cycle, 2x longer because we just came. Bonus points if you scare dog(s).
It is now 11:51 PM MTN time where I am, and my back is killing me. Theres an open episode of "Who's Line is it Anyway?" buffering on YouTube. In the back of my head, TK is prowling around on all fours, trying to get out. Every night he and C. jerk off. They have an addiction, I guess. I'm going to cut them off cold-turkey for a week, just to see if they last. Cruel, yes. But I've asked C. to stop wasting time, and he hasn't. So, were going for the road untraveled. Cut off.
His balls touched the bedsheets, and his eyes are wide. Its basically now just jerk off or die. They're growling. They both like to sleep naked, like animals do. They're in for a shock I guess.