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Ponies. What the f**k. -C.Nic

Permanent Linkby NicS on Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:21 am

Okay. I can understand how "...but then I took an arrow to the knee", Nyan Cat, Rickrolling, EpicMealTime, Fred, etc. can become popular and sell T-Shirts and such. But how the ###$ did the My Little Ponies characters get so huge? I cannot track it. How the ###$ did this show get an adult following, but Arrested Development, Rubicon and Community get canceled?

We are adults, people. It is perfectly fine and understandable to watch the show if you have a son or daughter, or are just babysitting and trying to find something age-appropriate. But how do you defend a basically "G"-rated cartoon done in ######6 flash? I'm not saying adults shouldn't watch cartoons. Who Framed Roger Rabbit is one of the greatest ######6 MOVIES of all time. It won 4 Oscars it was so good. It was a cartoon/live action hybrid film that was awesome, believable and, best of all, truly for all ages. Kids could enjoy it, adults had Jessica Rabbit to oogle. And it wasn't creepy or pervy at all; thats how the animators wanted it to be.

With something like (and this is the full title) "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic"... well, thats it. You literally have nothing for adults that adults haven't already learned through years of history classes learning about the Klan. Seriously. ######6 nothing. KnowYourMeme says they have done a "Big Lebowski" episode. Thats one episode, out of something like 26 full length, 22 minute long episodes. And odds are good no ponies were pissing on or stealing rugs from richer ponies cutting cocaine with dead guys ashes. If there was (even suggested pissing), the rating for that episode would AT MINIMUM be "TV-Y7", which is like "PG" for TV shows. It basically means "This show is for kids, but at some point there will be a joke geared to keep adults happy that they're stuck watching this $#%^ with a 7 year old".

But, at some point, kids shows that are an adult obsession become an adult property. BBmBBf, AKA the guy who draws porno comic books of famous cartoon shows for a ######6 living has made a "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" hentai. It is hardcore porn based off the kiddie show about building relationships and friendship. I have seen it. It is horrifyingly adult. Now, there are many, many, MANY things wrong with these 13 pages and 27 pictures, but the worst part is that the show is just shy of being over one year old, by about 3 months. The oldest ######6 Sonic hentai I can find dates back to 1997, a full 6 years after the first game. Now its OK to jerk off to Sonic porn, because legally, he is "Of age". Sonic came out in 1991, and now its 2011. Its been 20 years. Its been fine to use him as a source of porn for 2 years now, by law. Before that, it could have been considered child pornography. I know that's not a standard held by... well, anyone, what so ever, but in the case of Sonic hentai, it seems people waited at least a few years before drawing him drilling Sally Acorn or Amy or even Tails! How the ###$ did a show made for kids, the fact of which is made obvious by the title "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" become a source of porno when it is just a little over a year old?! If someone made porn of a one year old in real life, that person would be off to jail faster than you can say "Anything goes in Tijuana!". So why are we allowing a sudden obsession with a kids show become hardcore pornography?!

The show has had a year to become a meme, fine, I won't argue that. I will argue that kids do watch kids shows. It seems like a shocking fact to some, because, to some adults, anime has become a major source of what they view, and with that, cartoons, to them, are an adult property. I did anime for a bit, watching one show: Death Note, which is a crime mystery thriller about a brilliant student who kills people from all over the world by writing the persons name in a notebook. The cops bring in a master detective to try and track him, and he aids them in trying to catch himself while trying to avoid being captured by himself and the team trying to catch him, including the master detective! Its ######6 awesome! And its clearly made for adults. Its a murder mystery, and its a thriller. Thats all you need to know if your not interested. If you are, I'd highly recommend you check it out, but if your aren't, all you need to know is its a cartoon from Japan about a guy who kills people using a notebook. It is a cartoon about a guy who kills people with a notebook. A cartoon about killing, vs. a cartoon about becoming friends and empowering each other is a ###$.

In summary: Stop ######6 obsessing about the kids show about ponies. Its fine to watch it if your with those little airplane alarm clocks always set at the wrong ######6 time. But if your watching it on your own, take heed and hear my warnings. There is an avalanche of porn out there based on a one year old TV show. If you look at it, even sneak a peek, you are no longer allowed to watch the show made for kids, because the message is skewed towards acts of perversion. In essence: STOP ######6 LOOKING AT ######6 KIDDIE SHOWS WHEN YOU KNOW THAT ONCE THE SHOW IS OVER, "OH, LOOK, THERES TINKY WINKY POPPING OUT OF MY ZIPPER. BETTER LA LA MY DIPSY UNTIL THERES PO ALL OVER THE ######6 KEYBOARD."
-C.Nic

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